Saturday, December 29, 2018

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"
You Keep Me Hanging On", waiting to see what stupid shit you do/say next, Donald Dump!  But your judgement day is coming up fast!


A triple treat for the New Year from the 60s/70s/80s.




Monday, December 24, 2018

Brain Puke XX

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!

Let's get some things off the jahoobies, shall we?  Tis Festivus; time for the Airing of Grievances!  Yes, I stole that from Ravager619!

First up, a holiday delight from Mistress Maddie.  She is a sweet treat unto herself, but:


Wonder what's in here?














The home baked sand tart cookies are almost gone; they are so fucking addictive!  Gurl sure can cook!  The stollen will be served on xmess morning with (unspiked) eggnog & coffee.  Maddie gurl, you are too too much!  Love ya!

Next up, from spouse's brother & SIL:



This is as far as my decorating got:


Better than nothing.  And look, no white stuff outside! 

The girls are taking everything in stride:


Miss Gigi loves her (homo depot) cardboard box.  See what I did there, Dave?


Miss Nyla loves her daddy's new chair.


Miss Oreo loves to keep watch over her humans.

Now onto some knitting:


This blankie is for my boss and his wife; a new baby boy is coming in March.



This xmess tree skirt is for Michael.  I offered to knit him a tree skirt for xmess 2019.  This item has 18 triangles; 3 are finished.  Oy!

January 3 can't come soon enough.  Neither can more Mueller subpoenas/indictments!

(Drama) Queen Quentin needs a kick in the ass; so many first world problems he has (bird poop on his car, the mail carrier didn't say "good morning" to him, etc.).  I'd like to see him trade places with a refugee child in a cage in Texas.

To the bitchcunts standing in the aisles of the grocery store yadda yadda-ing this morning, GTFO my way!  Go yadda yadda somewhere else; I got other things to do than listen to you!

Bobdammit, ENOUGH with the fucking cellphones!  Pay the fuck attention to your driving, your shopping, your work, etc.  To whomever invented that POS, FUCK YOU!

Wonder what 2019's gonna bring?

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Don't Disturb This Groove" = more indictments from Robert Mueller for the holidays!


PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (December 22) to Walt in France!




Saturday, December 15, 2018

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"I Just Can't Get Enough" of Donald Dump's minions pleading guilty!
 
PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (December 15) to Dr. Spo's Someone!


Sunday, December 9, 2018

I Stole A Little Xmess Meme...

...from Debra.  And it ain't gonna be pretty.




What do you hate most about Xmess? 

EVERYTHING! 

What is your least favorite piece of Xmess music? 

EVERYTHING, except for the "A Charlie Brown Xmess" soundtrack. 

What traditional Xmess food OTHER THAN FRUITCAKE (too easy) is being sent down the garbage disposal? 

Believe it or don't, I like fruitcake.  One or two small slices and I satiate my desire until next year.  Ham, turkey, green beans & fried onions, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, you name it, OUT IT GOES!  I prefer seafood for "holiday" meals; salmon, shrimp, crabs and some cock-a-tails. 

Which animated TV Xmess special leaves you wanting to rip the wallpaper off the walls? 

A tie: "Frosty the Snowman" and "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town". 

What was your least favorite Xmess gift ever? 

ANYTHING from my sperm & egg donors; those bastards would always buy the exact opposite of what I wanted. 

For whom on your Xmess list is the hardest to shop? 

Since my gift buying is only for spouse and cats, hella easy! 

How would you spend this time of year if you weren't caught up in all the "holiday" madness? 

First, it's a FAKE holiday since there ain't no Jeebus.

Second, I rejoice that the passing winter solstice means the days are getting longer again!

Third, it's easy NOT to get batshit fucking insane when the end of the year comes along.  YOU control your destiny!  YOU control your reactions to outside events!

My job keeps me busy, as does my knitting and reading.  I need nothing more...except for another cock-a-tail or two!

HoHoHo!

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"All Around The World" everyone is laughing at Donald Dump!

 
PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (December 7) to Mark

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"We Like To Party" - we like to get down, we like it when Michael Cohen pleads guilty!  Dump Junior is next to be indicted!


Saturday, November 24, 2018

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.


Since it's a long "holiday" weekend, LET'S DANCE!








Saturday, November 17, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"It's A Miracle" - that's what the blue wave is!

  
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018


Saturday, November 10, 2018

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Celebration" - gay people!  trans people!  people of color!  muslim people!  women!  REAL Americans were elected to serve we the people!  But our work is not yet finished.

 
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018



 

Thursday, November 8, 2018

2 Truths/1 Lie

Since I have no shame, I stole this from Michael.

I will tell you three facts about me and you must guess which one is the lie.  Answers on a postcard please.

Ready?

(1) I have spent 15 years at my current job. 

(2) I have 2 college degrees, and have never used either of them on a job. 

(3) I have visited all 50 states, Canada, France, Italy, and the UK. 

UPDATE: #3 is the lie.  I have visited 40 states, Canada, France, Italy, and the UK.

Saturday, November 3, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Everybody Everybody" - GET OUT AND VOTE ON NOVEMBER 6!

 
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018


PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (November 8) to Dave

 

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Basket Case" = the homegrown white terrorist dump-supporting pipe mail bomber whose name deserves to be erased forever!

 
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018




Saturday, October 20, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Rock The Casbah" - so the Saudis commit murder and Donald Dump thinks it's A-OK!

 
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (October 25) to the one and only Mistress Maddie!


 

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Tired of Toeing The Line" - I'm gonna find someone new.  VOTE BLUE NOVEMBER 6, 2018!

 
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (October 15) to Raybeard and my spouse.

PPS - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY (October 17) to Bob & Carlos, David and Jay, and spouse and I.


Saturday, October 6, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Smiling Faces" = every fucking GOPrick in Congress, in state government, and in local government!  LOCK THEM UP, VOTE THEM OUT!  This week's song suggested by Duchess Deedles.


"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018




Saturday, September 29, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Backstabbers" = every fucking GOPrick male in the Senate!  Also, the O'Jays are homeboyz, so RECOGNIZE!


"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (September 26) to Leeanna.

PPS - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY (October 2) to Sean & Jeffrey Breen.

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Walk A Mile In My Shoes" - says Dr. Christine Ford to the ugly white GOPrick MEN in Congress!  RAPE IS RAPE!


"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018


 

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Bend Me Shape Me" - Robert Mueller is bending/shaping Paul Manafort!


"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Linda (September 13) and RJ (September 16) and Jeffrey Breen (September 18), Sassybear's husband!


Saturday, September 8, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Promises Promises" - Donald Dump made many many promises to his rich friends/the Russians/the NRA.  As for we the people?  We got screwed!


"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018

Thursday, September 6, 2018

Thursday Dance Party Cause It's Mah Birfday (again)!


This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.


AND AND AND today is my 64th birfday.  It was Labor Day 1954; my egg donor labored and gave birth to me at 10:30a, 6.5 pounds.  WTF happened?  :)

To see some other people who share my day, go here.


So what am I doing to celebrate?

At some point, spouse will take me out for cock-a-tails (a nod to the Mistress) and a seafood dinner.

Wish we could get away someplace, but no money stops us.


So let's turn on the disco ball, shake those jahoobies, and move those asses instead!  Who's with me?


First up (just because):


Now shake dat ass!









Saturday, September 1, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"The Way It Is" - but it doesn't HAVE to be that way!  VOTE BLUE 2018!

"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018


Saturday, August 25, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.


Sing like no one's listening.

"Whoomp, There It Is" - everyone's whistle-blowing on Donald Dump!  Take tha muthafucka down!  Keep the indictments coming!

 
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018


PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (August 27) to David

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.


Sing like no one's listening.

"Nothing From Nothing" - the Dump is a nothing, and we the people are getting nothing but bullshit from his lips/fingers!

 
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018


PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (August 17) to Michael!

 

Saturday, August 11, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"The Great Pretender" - we have an imposter for a president!  "I seem to be what I'm not, you see."  LOCK HIM UP!

"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (August 10) to Jon

Saturday, August 4, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Obsession" - Donnie Dump 💓 Vlad Putin 4 EVAH!  "Who do you want me to be, to keep your secret with me?"

"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018

 

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Hang On In There Baby" - Mueller is getting closer and closer to the secrets and lies and TRE45ON in the Dump Dictatorship!

"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018 


PS - sexy!  Johnny Bristol could read the phone book to me; he has that Barry White/Teddy Pendergrass voice going on!

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Games People Play" - and Donald Dump is playing a VERY dangerous game right now.  LOCK HIM UP!

"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice. Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018 

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (July 20) to Joe (Mark's husband)!

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"The Final Countdown" - until Donald Dump and the rest of the GOPricks are arrested and thrown IN JAIL FOR TREASON! 

RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!) 

ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST! 

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!  NAME AND SHAME THE H8ERS!

VOTE BLUE 2018!


Saturday, July 7, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Revolution" - but if you want money for people with minds that h8, all I can tell you is brother you'll have to wait.

RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!) 
 
ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

VOTE BLUE 2018!


PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (July 7) to Doctor Spo!

Saturday, June 30, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.


"We're Not Gonna Take It" - get up, stand up, stand up for your rights!

RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!) 

ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

VOTE BLUE 2018!


Sunday, June 24, 2018

Look What Followed Me Home Yesterday!










A (new to me) 2010 Kia Soul!

YAYZ, car payments for the next 5 years!

My 2001 Hyundai Elantra was starting to die - no air conditioning, no heat, the electrical system was acting strange.  117K miles on her; I bought her in 2006 (used) with 49K miles, one original owner.  The dealer gave me $200 trade in value.

The Soul has 26K miles, one original owner.

Everything in this car is in the same spot as my old Hyundai.

We were meant for each other! :)

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.


"Man In The Box", or child, or woman, or anyone who isn't white...in Donald Dump's Murikkka, that's just fine!

RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!)

ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

VOTE BLUE 2018!


Saturday, June 16, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.



"Bye Bye Bye" - Paulie Manafort is imprisoned before trial!  The first of many in the dump dictatorship domino line to fall...



RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!)



ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!



CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!



VOTE BLUE 2018!

PS - FELIZ CUMPLEANOS (June 16) to Mitchell

 

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Guilty" - Mueller charges Manafort with obstruction of justice!  LOCK HIM UP! 

RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!)

ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

VOTE BLUE 2018! 

PS - Wanna help someone down on his luck?  Go here: https://idleeyesandadormy.com/2018/06/08/pride-a-powerful-reminder.  I DID; WHO'S WITH ME?

Saturday, June 2, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Hot in the City" - and it's gonna get hotter as Mueller starts handing out subpoenas! 

RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!)

ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!


VOTE BLUE 2018! 

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to John Gray (June 1)!  And HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Saturday, May 26, 2018

Brain Puke XIX

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!

As usual, been knitting things.  Here is a baby cloud pillow for one of my co-workers:



And a shawl for my doctor's receptionist (Miss Nyla's tail included for perspective):


And a scarf for the owner of the nail salon I frequent:


I bought some whimsical items to brighten up my workspace:







My african violet is blooming for the 6th time; I keep her at work:



And Miss Gigi and Miss Oreo are keeping us company this long holiday weekend.






Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"
Summer's Coming" - watch for cameos by Jay Leno, Bill Anderson, Ralph Emery, Charley Chase.  Summer - time to turn the heat up on the Dump, Mueller!

RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!)

ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!


VOTE BLUE 2018! 

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Cubby's hubby Tim (May 28) and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to Mark & Joe (May 26)!



Saturday, May 19, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.
 
Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"
Hyperactive" - nowhere to run to, Dump, nowhere to hide!  Mueller's coming!  And so are the men with the little white coats!

RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!)

ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!


VOTE BLUE 2018!


PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Sassybear (May 17) and Cubby (May 18)! 

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Saturday Night Protest Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"I Fought The Law" - and the law WILL WIN, Dump!


RESIST, INSIST, PERSIST, ENLIST! (thank you Hillary!)

ORGANIZE!  MOBILIZE!  TAKE A KNEE!  RAISE A FIST!

CALL OUT THE H8!  EVERYWHERE!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!


VOTE BLUE 2018!

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Ask Me Anything - Part 6 (Questions)

Several of my blogger friends (like Mistress Maddie) have all written similar posts - ask me anything.

Well, because I have no shame, and I steal ideas from others, I'mma gonna do it too!

Please feel free to ask me anything ya wanna know.  Of course, I reserve the right to plead the 5th Amendment if the information revealed would be too painful, or would harm another.  Answers will appear in a subsequent post.

So get down on it (with a gin gimlet or a cosmo in hand)!