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Listen up, Princess Pissycheerios, we are all well aware of your MO.
And, quite frankly, we are all disgusted with you. So siddown and STFU, m'kay?
We ain't got time fo yo shit! Go away, you bother us!
And you, Queen Quentin, need an attitude adjustment!
And you, Debbie Downer Dramapussy - every fucking thing is a huge crisis...NOT! Grow a pair, pull on your big girl panties, and cope-n-deal with life, m'kay?
OMB, are those cornshuckers stoopid or just ignorant? TED CRUZ?????
February sucks diseased donkey dick.
But very very soon, my sap will begin to rise because BASEBALL SEASON will be
back in action! Hot men in jocks throwing balls...what's NOT to love!
The Super Pooper Bowl - who gives six fat
And now, a musical interlude.
I have had more than my fill of Sarah Palin,
Jessica Simpson, the entire Krapdashian/Jenner klan and their sycophant
butt-lickers, Joey & Rory F(r)eek, Donald the Rump, Beyonce (and her brat),
Gwynnie Paltrow, Martha Stewart, Teresa Giudice, the Duggar cult.
OMB, run for the hills - the zika virus is comin' to git ya! The
latest fearmongering is nothing but a steaming pile o shit!
Grease - Live! Just say NO to this shit pile; the movie was bad
enough. And yes, I saw the original on Broadway in the early 70s.
I read somewhere that Dame Edna is retiring;
damn. And I still miss Benny Hill.
(BLOGGER IS BEING A TOTAL BITCH AND WILL NOT LET ME MAKE THE TEXT BIGGER! FUCK YOU!) This is how I am feeling right now. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)" - a shameless steal from Mistress Maddie! Because DISCO NEVER DIES! PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUNG BOB! PPS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVIE B! A bonus - RIP, Paul Kantner. Jefferson Airplane, "Somebody to Love", 1967. American Bandstand appearance.