Monday, August 29, 2016

Another Fun Spo Meme

So I stole this from Dr. Spo; sue me.

1. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?  no

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?  can’t remember

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?  yes; it's readable

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? natural smoked white meat turkey breast, no rubbish

5. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?  HELL NO

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS?  I doubt it

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?  all the time; I am a cynic

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?  nope, they were removed in 1960

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?  FUCK NO

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?  cap'n crunch

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?  my shoes (crocs) don't have laces

12. DO YOU THINK YOU’RE STRONG?  HELL YEAH; I AM WARRIOR QUEEN HEAR ME ROAR!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? vanilla

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?  eyes first, then smile

15. RED OR PINK?  red, the power color

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?  stomach

17. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?  black pants, pink house slippers

18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?  chicken pot pie

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?  jazz on NPR

20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?  RED

21. FAVORITE SMELL?  homemade bread

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? spouse

23. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? baseball

24. HAIR COLOR THAT'S REAL?  HELL NO; Nice & Easy #108; and the carpet does NOT match the drapes

25. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?  no

26. FAVORITE FOOD?  pizza #1, seafood #2

27. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?   happy endings

28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?  The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

29. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?  black

30. SUMMER OR WINTER?  neither; AUTUMN!

31. HUGS OR KISSES?  hugs

32. FAVORITE SWEET FOOD?  ALL OF THEM

33. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING? A Liar's Autobiography, Graham Chapman

34. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  the UPS logo (at work); at home I use a laptop

35. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST?  I quit watching tv in 1999 after MST3K was cancelled

36. FAVORITE SOUND?  birds, ocean waves, SILENCE

37. ROLLING STONES or BEATLES?  both

38. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE TRAVELED?  Rome, Italy

39. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?  knitting

40. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?  in a hospital in philly

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Brain Puke XX

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!



Don't we ALL know people like this?  I drop them like a hot potato; ain't NO ONE got time fo dat shit!  Queen Quentin is back this week; he's got a hangnail and the sky is falling and everything always happens to him.  Bitch please; I got a friend going through a serious illness and John's fridge door just fell off, so fuck right off with your fucking hangnail!

It's harvest time in spouse's garden:



A cucumber and a yellow tomato



Red and yellow tomatoes; cherry tomatoes

There has been bread baking:


Honey oatmeal dough being kneaded in the breadmaker

And knitting, of course:




And Miss Oreo has the right idea for a Sunday:


Saturday, August 27, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Disco Inferno" - burn baby burn, burn that mutha down!  For Janey, Goddess of Purity and Sunshine, who asked so nicely for a disco tune this week.  And just look at the clothes and choreography!

PS - Happy Birthday to Jim (Jimmas Day, August 28); we miss your voice out here!

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Old Man Down The Road" - great guitar work, but what strange images.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Cruel Summer" - and it HAS been a cruel hazy hot humid hell here (oooooh, alliteration!) for weeks!  Fuck the dog days of August!

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Lucky Star" - all my ailing boyfriends are on the mend!

AND August 4 was my 4th blogiversary; I am VERY lucky to know (and love) so many fine people out there!

AND today I hit 80,000 pageviews!

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!



This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Kiss On My List" - smooches for King Raybeard to help him recover from his nasty faceplant!


PS - Philly homeboyz - YO!  RECOGNIZE!