PS - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY (May 15) to Cookie and his husband AND (May 26) to Mark and Joe!
PPS - YouTube is being a little bitch! Sorry I had to post the song link this way.
Saturday, May 22, 2021
Saturday, May 15, 2021
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASSYBEAR!
May 17th is my dear friend Sassybear's birthday! It's a milestone one this year!
OMFG, you DON'T know Sassybear? You been hiding under a rock or something? WTF is WRONG with you?????
Sassy loves bears (the human kind) and giraffes (the animal kind).
He makes the best damn cosmos on the planet (do not question this); NONE come close to his!
He loves his husband Jeffrey and his puppies Harvey and Rita Mae.
He crochets. He's learning how to knit. He plays the trombone. He's a nudist. He's an atheist.
He LOVES superheros (like The Green Lantern) and anything "Peanuts" (Snoopy especially).
He's OUT and PROUD! He has a good job. He owns a lovely home. He can cook like a boss. He's a great interior decorator.
His smile is infectious, as is his sense of humor.
Once you meet Sassy, you feel like you've known him your whole life. He encourages me to live my life on MY terms. He accepts me as I am.
Being with Sassy is a priceless joy.
I am proud to call him my friend.
LOVE YOU, SASSYBEAR; HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!
Saturday, May 8, 2021
Quiet, The Baby's Asleep
GO HORIZONTAL, as Spo always says.
And FUCK, my cartoon didn't work, FUCK! FUCK YOU, WARNER BROTHERS!
Tuesday, May 4, 2021
Say Their Names
Saturday, May 1, 2021
Saturday, April 24, 2021
I'm Gonna Leave This Here
Listen up, white racist GQP evilgelicals - either you stand up for people of color, or you will be shunned and trampled under our progressive feet. BLACK LIVES MATTER! ASIAN LIVES MATTER! BROWN LIVES MATTER! RED LIVES MATTER! KEEP ON PUSHING!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (April 21) to Jimmy and (April 24) to Mister Shife!
Saturday, April 17, 2021
Ease On Down The Road
Had outpatient surgery #2 yesterday (not serious), and am not feeling up to a whole post.
Flying high on legal drugs post-op. My MD "dusted and cleaned" both legs yesterday, like he did on December 11. So I will leave you with these images:
Monday, April 12, 2021
Current Mood
The guys with the baseball bat = ME
My ex-boss, my ex-coworker, MAGAts, QAnon idiots, religious freaks, dumbasses, anti-vaxxers, maskholes, white power freaks, rednecks = THE PRINTER
Music background NSFW.
Enjoy!
PS - Post #700!
Saturday, April 10, 2021
More of the Same
The allergies and left leg are still bothering me. I'm so tired of anything and everything.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (April 7) to Carlos (Bob's husband); EVERYBODY loves Carlos!
Saturday, April 3, 2021
Le Bluecoat Gin Break
Bluecoat Gin break time; be back next week!😘
Why?
First, I got my second COVID (Pfizer) shot yesterday; it's made me unusually tired and my left arm hurts like a tetanus (heh heh heh, I said "anus") shot.
Second, my spring allergies are through the roof and are also making me tired.
Third, I need a second outpatient surgery on my left leg (same procedure as the one I had in December) and the leg hurts like hell. But I can't get a pain killer, cause some fucking asswipes like to abuse drugs and make it harder for those of us that NEED the drugs to ease their pain. FUCK YOU!
Now to open a fresh bottle of Bluecoat...
Saturday, March 27, 2021
In Celebration of Women's History Month (Part 2) - Women In Song
Saturday, March 20, 2021
In Celebration of Women's History Month
Eleanor Roosevelt is my heroine. The things she said and did (in a time when women were nothing more than brood mares and servants for their spouses) are an inspiration to all of us even today. AND she may have been the B in the LGBTQIA+ family.
Do you know a woman that inspires you? Answers in the comments please.
Saturday, March 13, 2021
Brain Puke XXI
Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!
My condolences to Agnes Goldberg DeWoofs; her dear husband William has passed from COVID. We love you, Agnes!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (March 11) to Anne and (March 13) to Duchess Deedles and (March 16) to Second Man!
The snowdrops are blooming in the back yard!
I am in need of a run to the liquor store; I'm outta gin and several other fave tipples.
I sent my taxes off to my preparer on Thursday.
With spring coming, I am beginning to feel energized again. February kicked my ass hard with Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).
Nothing better than having a purring kitty sitting on your sparkly tits.
I have 2 loads of laundry to do and I can't be arsed to do them. Since we are at home, not too many clothes are being worn.
I force you to look at my pussies! Miss Nyla (the purring kitty) napping on a chair next to me.
Miss Oreo looking fat and happy. She is sitting in a box.
Miss Gigi (the gray & white cat at the window) is still with us and is as bouncy and lively as ever.
I am SO damn sick and tired of COVID.
WHEN are the damn slobs that irritate me the most gonna fucking die?
I have 13 knitting WIPs (work in progress) and no mojo to work on any of them. The knitting fairies have deserted me for a warm beach somewhere.
I am SO damn sick and tired of RACISTS.
I found a YouTube site "Recollection Road" that documents stores, restaurants, etc. from the 50s & 60s. The site calls itself "A History Lesson of American Life". Pretty interesting, as I can remember many of the video subjects.
Who needs television when you have YouTube?
I am SO damn sick and tired of MAGAts. This is what I want to do to them:
Let's have some fun; replace one word in any movie title with the word "testicles". Example: GONE WITH THE TESTICLES. We could also use the word "tits" (THE ODD TITS) or "penis" (PENIS WARS). I shamelessly stole this from Joe My God. Answers in the comments please.
It's 7:25a Saturday morning and the sun is shining. I may be ambitious enough to bake honey oatmeal bread. But first...CAWFEE! PS - bread is now mixing; 3p it will be ready to eat!
Saturday, March 6, 2021
Look What I Got!
First, a surprise prize from everybody's fave commenter, Duchess Deedles!
The rainbow unicorn can koozies say I'm Fucking Magical!
The rainbow unicorn coffee mug says
Back the fuck up
sparkle tits
today is not the day
I will shank you
with my horn
Sounds like me, amirite?
Second, my first COVID vax!
My county held a vax clinic at the local high school yesterday and I was able to snag an appointment. VERY WELL ORGANIZED they were; cops at the front door checking IDs and masks, no mask no entry. 30 minutes tops from arrival to departure. My left arm feels fine, but the vax made me ultra sleepy. I get the second dose in April.
Saturday, February 27, 2021
In Celebration of Black History Month (Part 4)
To celebrate Black History Month, I am ending with a great Black leader's speech which has stood the test of time and the civil rights struggle he endured.
Martin, your dream has not been fulfilled yet (dammit).
Saturday, February 20, 2021
In Celebration of Black History Month (Part 3)
To celebrate Black History Month, I am going to feature great Black singers, dancers, actors who have stood the tests of time and the civil rights struggles they endured.
PS - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY (February 22) to Spo & Someone!
Because Jimmy asked so nicely for Cleo Laine.
Tuesday, February 16, 2021
2 Truths/1 Lie (Part 4) (UPDATED)
I will tell you three facts about me
and you must guess which one is the lie. Ready?
(1) We moved into our current home in 2000
(2) The house has a fireplace in the living room
(3) The house has a finished basement
The correct answer is #3. Only 1/3 of the basement is finished.
Sunday, February 14, 2021
A Valentine Meme (Stolen Shamelessly from Dr. Spo)
arteejee is my spouse (for those of you that don't know)
Where you first met: at my condo
How did you meet: via a personal ad in a washington DC free weekly paper
First date: a concert in alexandria VA
How many years together: since 1991
Age difference: I am older by 5 years
Who was interested first: I was
Who is taller: I am
Most obnoxious in-laws: he never met my "parents"; he's lucky, they would have ripped him to shreds
Who said “I Love you” first: don't remember
Worst temper: both of us; my brit head butts up against his german head
Most sensitive: him
Most annoying habit: he's noisy
Most forgiving: him
Loudest: both of us
Who has the most useless facts: me
Funniest: he is
Who wears the pants in the family: I do
Most stubborn: both of us
Falls asleep first: he does
Most impatient: he is
Better driver: me
Biggest neat freak: him
Most social: me
Least likely to remember to do what the other one asks him to do: him
Best cook: him, but I do the baking
Who is the handy-person: neither of us
Saturday, February 13, 2021
In Celebration of Black History Month (Part 2)
To celebrate Black History Month, I am going to feature great Black singers, dancers, actors who have stood the tests of time and the civil rights struggles they endured.
Tuesday, February 9, 2021
2 Truths/1 Lie (Part 3) (UPDATED)
I will tell you three facts about me
and you must guess which one is the lie. Ready?
(1) My home was built in 1941
(2) I got engaged at age 27
(3) My 7 cats have all been rescues
The correct answer is #2. I got engaged at age 19 to my first boyfriend. It didn't last.
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