Saturday, January 26, 2013

Saturday Night Dance Party!






This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Shame Shame Shame" - that's what you'll be feeling if you don't attend the Spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong in March!  See Cubby's blog for details!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Mad Libs #2 (Freezing Cold Edition) - Results

So 5 of my boyfriends decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.

I will publish their answers first, then add mine to the bottom of the pile (heh heh heh, I said "bottom").

Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out.  There will be another, so watch this space!

First up is Bob

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (hairy) and (scary). He should have a physique like (Denzel Washington), a profile like (Emma Stone), and the intelligence of a (lioness). He must be polite and must always remember to (trot) my (meadow), to tip his (mountain) and to take my (arm) when crossing the street. He should move (badly), have an (amused) voice, and should always dress (accordingly). I would also like him to be a (scrawny) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (crazy) nothings into my (legs) and hold my (excited) (ocean). I know a (mountain) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Bob).

Next is Raybeard

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (huge) and (pinkish). He should have a physique like (Donald Trump), a profile like (Lady Gaga), and the intelligence of a (python). He must be polite and must always remember to (slither) my (foliage), to tip his (importance) and to take my (armpit) when crossing the street. He should move (squeakily), have an (aroused) voice, and should always dress (lustily). I would also like him to be a (shiny) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (miniscule) nothings into my (right nipple) and hold my (erect) (tart). I know a (spittle) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Ginger).

Next is Jay in VA

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (long) and (soft). He should have a physique like (Prince Harry), a profile like (Kim Kardashian), and the intelligence of an (ape). He must be polite and must always remember to (drill) my (phone), to tip his (envelope) and to take my (pinkie) when crossing the street. He should move (quietly), have a (purple) voice, and should always dress (loudly). I would also like him to be a (tiny) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (gigantic) nothings into my (spleen) and hold my (musical) (music). I know a (noise) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Harvey).

Next is The Cajun

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (tricky) and (large). He should have a physique like (Barbra Streisand), a profile like (Harry Connick Jr.), and the intelligence of a (pelican). He must be polite and must always remember to (fly) my (swamp), to tip his (lake) and to take my (elbow) when crossing the street. He should move (sorely), have a (sparkle) voice, and should always dress (happily). I would also like him to be a (bend) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (sorry) nothings into my (little finger) and hold my (pinch) (cake). I know a (frosting) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Harvey).

Next is Cubby

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (heavy) and (black). He should have a physique like (Matt Damon), a profile like (Daniel Craig), and the intelligence of a (giant squid). He must be polite and must always remember to (rummage) my (sailboat), to tip his (rudder) and to take my (elbow) when crossing the street. He should move (shockingly), have a (blessed) voice, and should always dress (deftly). I would also like him to be a (warm) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (delicious) nothings into my (penis) and hold my (huge) (sausage). I know a (sandwich) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Greg).

Personally, my fave is Cubby's; you can't get much more pee-your-pants funny!  I had to run to the bathroom after typing that one!

Last but not least, my entry:

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very sweet and kind. He should have a physique like brad pitt, a profile like matt damon, and the intelligence of a leopard. He must be polite and must always remember to stand my paper, to tip his ruler and to take my foot when crossing the street. He should move slowly, have a green voice, and should always dress softly. I would also like him to be a loud dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper hard nothings into my head and hold my purple can. I know a book is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is tom.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Mad Libs #2 (Freezing Cold Edition)

OK, boyz, since all y'all did so well with the last one, here's another.

Fill in the blanks with your fave words:

adjective
adjective
celebrity name
celebrity name
animal
verb
noun
noun
body part
adverb
adjective
adverb
adjective
adjective
body part
adjective
noun
noun
first name of male person in room with you right now

I will publish the results in a few days.

Currently 18 degrees F here at 9a (shiver)!  Off to make some spo hot cocoa!  Smooches!

Monday, January 21, 2013

YO Sassybear's Mad Libs Philly-Style YO


Once upon a time, there were two (streptococci) who liked to (spew) the (marzipan).

One day, they visited (subspace).  “Look at all the (lusterless) (nipple rings) here!” said the first.

The next day, they went grocery shopping.  “I can’t (kerplunk) the (lap) (sparingly) here!” said the second.

As they drove home, they (salivated) a (kinky) (bottom).

And their car went (kershplat), requiring them to pull over and wait for a (proctologist) to provide roadside assistance.

When they arrived home, they (swallowed) an (improbable) (paddle) (loudly) and partied all night long.  Then they (regurgitated) in each other’s (pancreas).

The end.

YO Jay M's Mad Libs Philly-Style YO


Once upon a time, there were two (horses) who liked to (chase) the (cat).

One day, they visited the (bathroom).  “Look at all the (dirty) (stoves) here!” said the first.

The next day, they went grocery shopping.  “I can’t (cook) the (egg) (purple) here!” said the second.

As they drove home, they (drove) an (erratic) (computer).

And their car went (kerpow), requiring them to pull over and wait for a (pen) to provide roadside assistance.

When they arrived home, they (bled) a (lazy) (sluggard) (nicely) and partied all night long.  Then they (ran) in each other’s (finger).

The end.

YO Raybeard's Mad Libs Philly-Style YO

Once upon a time, there were two (tambourines) who liked to (reverberate) in the (anchovy).

One day, they visited (Purgatory).  “Look at all the (dismal) (rhinoceri) here!” said the first.

The next day, they went grocery shopping.  “I can’t (crash) the (plenitude) (winsomely) here!” said the second.

As they drove home, they (triangulated) an (erotic) (pancreas).

And their car went (ululation), requiring them to pull over and wait for a (dissonance) to provide roadside assistance.

When they arrived home, they (purred) a (gelid) (tournament) (randomly) and partied all night long.  Then they (ejaculated) in each other’s (nostril).

The end.

YO Bob's Mad Libs Philly-Style YO

Once upon a time, there were two (cats) who liked to (run) in the (tree).

One day, they visited (Lake Tahoe).  “Look at all the (short) (bathrooms) here!” said the first.

The next day, they went grocery shopping.  “I can’t (fall) the (door) (slowly) here!” said the second.

As they drove home, they (ran) a (hairy) (car).

And their car went (bang), requiring them to pull over and wait for a (dish) to provide roadside assistance.

When they arrived home, they (carried) a (smart) (desk) (early) and partied all night long.  Then they (strolled) in each other’s (head).

The end.

 

YO Sean R's Mad Libs Philly-Style YO


Once upon a time, there were two (cars) who liked to (hop) in the (cookie).

One day, they visited (Mars).  “Look at all the (furry) (cakes) here!” said the first.

The next day, they went grocery shopping.  “I can’t (bounce) the (flower) (loudly) here!” said the second.

As they drove home, they (expelled) a (gooey) (hat).

And their car went (aaaachooo), requiring them to pull over and wait for a (bicycle) to provide roadside assistance.

When they arrived home, they (pedaled) a (rusty) (pipe) (snarkily) and partied all night long.  Then they (shouted) in each other’s (ear).

The end.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Liar Liar Pants on Fire! (#2) (update)

I thought I would steal this from jim.

Here are 5 things about me; which one is the lie?

1.  I dye my hair.

2.  I still have my xmess lights up and lit.

3.  I  have adopted 5 cats since 1991.

4.  I love the summer season.

5.  I have been a VERY chatty bitch this weekend.

Place your bets, folks!

(heh heh heh, this is post #69)

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1.  TRUE - clairol nice and easy #110 (natural light auburn).  been doing this since my late 20s.

2.  TRUE - the electric candles in the windows are lit from 4:30p to 10p thru january 31.

3.  TRUE - sydney (adopted 1991 - deceased 2002), meredith (adopted 1992),  kelly (adopted 2002 - deceased 2006), steven (adopted 2006 - deceased 2012), nyla (adopted 2012).

4.  LIE - I detest summertime!

5.  TRUE - look at all my posts and comments!

So, a lovely parting gift belongs to VICTOR (with no projections) for playing along!

Saturday, January 19, 2013

YO Mad Libs Philly-Style YO

This is the "scathingly brilliant idea" I mentioned in my last post.  50 points if you know the movie from which that quoted phrase comes!

Complete the following list of words (or "fill in the blanks").  I will publish the results in a future post.  PS - according to the web, this is the 60th anniversary of MAD Libs!

plural noun
verb
noun
place
adjective
plural noun
verb
noun
adverb
verb
adjective
noun
sound
noun
verb
adjective
noun
adverb
verb
body part

Let's see what happens!

Brain Puke X

Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain. Let's capture some of it here.

Inauguration Day 2012 - not as exciting as last time, but historic nonetheless.  Suck it, redumblicans!

(said in an Andy Rooney voice) Didja ever just wanna smack stupid people over the head with a sledgehammer?

How come no one has ever been employed to write instruction manuals for jigsaw puzzles?
(courtesy of spouse)

I got an end-of-year bonus at work yesterday!  Consequently, I can now pay a couple of bills and buy groceries!

It was 50 degrees and sunny here today; I turned off the heat and did a couple things outside in a t-shirt and slacks, no jacket required.  And if you know who sang what album I just referenced, 50 points for you!

Of course, it's supposed to drop below freezing (32F, 0C) next week...and that's for daytime HIGHS!  Fffffuuuucccckkkk!

Our local white tail deer tribe has been eating my birdseed; WTF are the birds and squirrels supposed to do?

Less than 30 days til baseball season starts!

Been going to the gym for 18 months now.  I consider it my personal "playtime", cause it's FUN!

We are going to see the Bacon Brothers (Kevin & Michael) in concert in May!  And since they are Philly boys...WELCOME HOME!

NY State white cheddar cheese infused with sun-dried tomato and basil on a cracker is dee-lish!

Saturday night's alright for fightin' (50 more points!), but I would rather get a buzz on at home.  (goes to raid the booze closet)

The cats have already had their plate of catnip.  And the spouse has his beer.

Work has eased up a bit.  And as long as I keep one co-irker at arm's length, it's not too bad.

Time to gather the 2012 tax shit for my preparer; I've been using the same person for 20 years now.

29 years ago today, Madonna's Like A Virgin was #1 on the charts.  Yeah, right; she was no virgin when she recorded that.  And neither was I.

I need a haircut.

I'mma gonna bake some beer bread tomorrow for spouse to take to a party on Monday.  I have not baked since before xmess.

Today was supposed to be something called "gun appreciation day".  Yeah.  (crickets)

How would pink lemonade taste with a bit o vodka?

Tomorrow's dinner - baked parmesan-n-panko crusted tilapia with baked potatoes.

I just got a scathingly brilliant idea for a new post!  Hope you'll play along!

Saturday Night Dance Party!



This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Groove Line" - ooh ooh!

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Saturday Night Dance Party!



This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Good Vibrations" - it's such a sweet sensation!

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Saturday Night Dance Party!

 

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Fresh" - just like the new year! :)