Thursday, January 24, 2013

Mad Libs #2 (Freezing Cold Edition) - Results

So 5 of my boyfriends decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.

I will publish their answers first, then add mine to the bottom of the pile (heh heh heh, I said "bottom").

Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out.  There will be another, so watch this space!

First up is Bob

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (hairy) and (scary). He should have a physique like (Denzel Washington), a profile like (Emma Stone), and the intelligence of a (lioness). He must be polite and must always remember to (trot) my (meadow), to tip his (mountain) and to take my (arm) when crossing the street. He should move (badly), have an (amused) voice, and should always dress (accordingly). I would also like him to be a (scrawny) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (crazy) nothings into my (legs) and hold my (excited) (ocean). I know a (mountain) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Bob).

Next is Raybeard

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (huge) and (pinkish). He should have a physique like (Donald Trump), a profile like (Lady Gaga), and the intelligence of a (python). He must be polite and must always remember to (slither) my (foliage), to tip his (importance) and to take my (armpit) when crossing the street. He should move (squeakily), have an (aroused) voice, and should always dress (lustily). I would also like him to be a (shiny) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (miniscule) nothings into my (right nipple) and hold my (erect) (tart). I know a (spittle) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Ginger).

Next is Jay in VA

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (long) and (soft). He should have a physique like (Prince Harry), a profile like (Kim Kardashian), and the intelligence of an (ape). He must be polite and must always remember to (drill) my (phone), to tip his (envelope) and to take my (pinkie) when crossing the street. He should move (quietly), have a (purple) voice, and should always dress (loudly). I would also like him to be a (tiny) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (gigantic) nothings into my (spleen) and hold my (musical) (music). I know a (noise) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Harvey).

Next is The Cajun

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (tricky) and (large). He should have a physique like (Barbra Streisand), a profile like (Harry Connick Jr.), and the intelligence of a (pelican). He must be polite and must always remember to (fly) my (swamp), to tip his (lake) and to take my (elbow) when crossing the street. He should move (sorely), have a (sparkle) voice, and should always dress (happily). I would also like him to be a (bend) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (sorry) nothings into my (little finger) and hold my (pinch) (cake). I know a (frosting) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Harvey).

Next is Cubby

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very (heavy) and (black). He should have a physique like (Matt Damon), a profile like (Daniel Craig), and the intelligence of a (giant squid). He must be polite and must always remember to (rummage) my (sailboat), to tip his (rudder) and to take my (elbow) when crossing the street. He should move (shockingly), have a (blessed) voice, and should always dress (deftly). I would also like him to be a (warm) dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (delicious) nothings into my (penis) and hold my (huge) (sausage). I know a (sandwich) is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is (Greg).

Personally, my fave is Cubby's; you can't get much more pee-your-pants funny!  I had to run to the bathroom after typing that one!

Last but not least, my entry:

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very sweet and kind. He should have a physique like brad pitt, a profile like matt damon, and the intelligence of a leopard. He must be polite and must always remember to stand my paper, to tip his ruler and to take my foot when crossing the street. He should move slowly, have a green voice, and should always dress softly. I would also like him to be a loud dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper hard nothings into my head and hold my purple can. I know a book is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is tom.

10 comments:

  1. A number of LOL moments here, A.M. Although I can pull out extracts from all of them to chortle at and, saving your own entry (which is certainly not the 'least'), I vote for Cubby's as the overall winner, by a short head.

    Can't help noticing that the word 'purple' has now appeared THREE times between these last two games. Very interesting.

    As I'm not there to pick up any participation prize, please donate mine to your pussies.

    P.S. this is F-U-N!

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    1. smooches, honey! purple is one of my fave colors. "by a short head" - bwhahahahaha!

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    2. Now now, you NAUGHTY lady! Nothing was further from my mind - though now you've brought attention to it.......

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    3. I am always UP for a NAUGHTY bit o fun! :)

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  2. Very cool! I'm liking this!
    And a shout out, extra cool!

    Peace <3
    Jay

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    1. smooches, baby! so your dream man is long and soft, eh? ;-)

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  3. What fun! I think RayBeard is the winner here, though Cubby's is a close second. Kudos to Jay in VA for the inclusion of the much neglected spleen.

    Anne Marie, I've read so many of your comments on a lot of my favorite blogs that I feel I am already familiar with you. Why has it taken me so long to come to your blog?? I don't know.

    I read the details of the great Spo Invasion on Cubby's blog this morning. I had heard rumors. I'm going to try to make the journey from South Carolina to Lewes, DE. I'm excited about the opportunity to meet so many great blog buddies!

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    1. well, hello there, new friend! I too have read your comments on other blogs; that's how I got started and so many of my boyfriends talked (guilted?) me into writing my own blog.

      I shall mosey on over to yours. do you know bob of "I should be laughing"?

      PS - I am the same in person as I am on my blog. expect nothing more or less.

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    1. yeah, esp. since I declared you the winner! :)

      love you!

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