Saturday, March 30, 2013

Saturday Night Dance Party!



This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Last Friday Night" - we were all having fun at the spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong!

PS - see how many celebs YOU can spot in this video!

Monday, March 25, 2013

Bloggerpalooza #3 - More Love (It's Here To Stay)

Spouse has just posted his comments on the wonderful weekend of wuv (yes, I took spelling liberties) we experienced.  Both of us cannot let go of the happy feelings just yet.

Perhaps this can explain:


I think this may be true for all of us that attended the spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong! :)

PS - Cubby and I should dance to this tune, don't you think so, boyz?

Bloggerpalooza #2 - Images of Lewes DE

Whilst my boyfriends were off playing dress-up and munching on mexican delights (oooooh, sounds naughty, doesn't it?), spouse and I walked one block up from the hotel to explore Lewes on Saturday.  It was a sunny day, yet very chilly and windy.

For those boyfriends who could not attend, and for Bob who loves architecture, here are some of the sights.

 
 The Inn at Canal Square - blogger hotel central for the weekend.
 

Town square.


Another Town Square shot.
 



Second Street - shopping central for Lewes.  Restaurants too!

 

The historic Hotel Rodney, across the street from St. Peter's.  Spouse and I had lunch at the Rose & Crown Pub on Sunday afternoon.
 

 This person has been under this tombstone for almost 200 years.  And our country was very young.
 

Biblion book store across from St. Peter's.  The convenient liquor store is the white building to the left.  Don't ask how many runs were made to this place over the weekend!


Lewes Mercantile shops.


Striper Bites restaurant - where the group gathered late Friday evening, long after I went to bed.  See the Italian flag to the left?  That's Touch of Italy; spouse and I had lunch there Saturday afternoon.


More Second Street stores.
 

The local bank.

Then, at Saturday night's banquet, Ron gave me this book:



Oh baby, looks like some heavy reading and HAWT nights ahead! :)

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Bloggerpalooza #1 - Can You Feel The Love Tonight?

It's almost 11p as I type this; I will have a better post in the morning.  I already miss all my boyfriends.

But I will leave you with this summation for tonight.  Sleep well, boyz!


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Saturday Night Dance Party!


This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" - all my boyfriends do, especially the ones at the spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong!

Friday, March 22, 2013

Mad Libs #6 (Pre-Easter Edition) - Results

So 6 of my boyfriends decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.

Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out.  There will be another, so watch this space!

First up is Raybeard.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the nuns get 24 weeks off.  The portly teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the bicycle.  Others go outside and play jigsaw.

Little kids color wet eggs.  They use a package of yellow dye; they pour it into a bowl full of milkshake.  Then they dip the cowboy in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the gloves are dry, you place them in the Easter rope along with a rubbery chocolate bunny.

Next is Jay.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the eggs get 144 weeks off.  The purple teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the seamen.  Others go outside and play twister.

Little kids color strong eggs.  They use a package of taupe dye; they pour it into a bowl full of mercury.  Then they dip the cup in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the crackers are dry, you place them in the Easter peanut butter along with a transparent chocolate bunny.

Next is David.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the bunnies get 6 weeks off.  The pretty teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the bonnet.  Others go outside and play cootie.

Little kids color scrambled eggs.  They use a package of turquoise dye; they pour it into a bowl full of alcohol.  Then they dip the egg in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the rabbits are dry, you place them in the Easter Easter along with a dyed chocolate bunny.

Next is Cubby.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the arms get 15 weeks off.  The sinusoidal teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the prototype.  Others go outside and play wheel of fortune.

Little kids color electromagnetic eggs.  They use a package of violet dye; they pour it into a bowl full of hexane.  Then they dip the imprint in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the pillars are dry, you place them in the Easter nozzle along with a pattern chocolate bunny.

Next is RJ.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the toys get 7 weeks off.  The abnormal teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the cactus.  Others go outside and play monopoly.

Little kids color big eggs.  They use a package of chartreuse dye; they pour it into a bowl full of tequila.  Then they dip the tampon in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the laptops are dry, you place them in the Easter diploma along with a hostile chocolate bunny.

Finally, it's Shawn.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the pigs get 20 weeks off.  The slimy teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the man.  Others go outside and play monopoly.

Little kids color dark eggs.  They use a package of green dye; they pour it into a bowl full of beer.  Then they dip the dog in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the daffodils are dry, you place them in the Easter house along with a hard chocolate bunny.

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I was disappointed that no one mentioned a bowl full of cum.

Best lines:
Some kids hang around and watch the seamen. - I wonder what they learn from them? :-)
Then they dip the cowboy in the bowl and rinse it off. - fun!
Little kids color electromagnetic eggs. - I would pay good money to see that!
Some kids hang around and watch the cactus. - they grow soooooo sloooooly.
After the daffodils are dry, you place them in the Easter house along with a hard chocolate bunny. - that bunny must have been viewing nude pix on grindr.

May all my boyfriends get a chocolate bunny on March 31!

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Something's Coming!



Home-made-from-scratch beer bread has been baked (and is currently cooling in my cucina).  Oooooooh, alliteration!

Wine has been selected.

A container of home-made-from-scratch spo hot cocoa mix has been set aside.

Board games have been packed.

Clothes have been chosen.

Hair and nails have been painted.

Something's coming, something good, maybe tonight...

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Mad Libs #6 (Pre-Easter Edition)

OK, boyz, since all y'all did so well with the last one, here's another.

Fill in the blanks with your fave words:

plural noun

number (e.g., 10)

adjective

noun

a game (e.g., scrabble)

adjective

color (e.g., red)

liquid (e.g., water)

noun

plural noun

noun

adjective

I will publish the results in a few days.

Saturday Night Dance Party!



This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"I Can't Wait" - for the Spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong!

PS - did Peter have something to do with this? ;-)

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Liar Liar Pants on Fire! (#5) (update)

I thought I would steal this from Jim.

Here are 5 things about me; which one is the lie?

1.  I have horrible spring allergies.

2.  My spouse is philadelphia born and bred (as am I).

3.  I like to swim.

4.  I collect shot glasses from places I visit.

5.  My spouse writes a blog.

Place your bets, folks!

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I have a guest blogger providing the answers this time: the spouse!

1.  Technically TRUE; her spring allergies last all year round…as do mine for the last few years.

2.  TRUE.  Raybeard raises an interesting point.  I was born in Philly, then moved at age 10 to an upstate Pennsylvania hamlet called Catawissa, hardly a city.  Thus I like to believe that I was raised in urban Pennsylvania and rural Pennsylvania (or, as we refer to it, North Alabama).

3.  FALSE!  Girlfriend has never had a swimming lesson and has no intention of ever taking a swimming lesson.  Her loss!  (AM says: truth be told, I am afraid of water, heights, and enclosed spaces)

4.  TRUE.  I collect shot glasses from places I visit.  I learned in one of my earliest phone conversations with Anne Marie that this was something we had in common (cue Twilight Zone theme!)  Our shot glasses are bought, carefully wrapped, brought home, carefully unwrapped, cataloged, and placed on a shelf crowded with about 400+ other examples of short glassware where they collect dust, untouched by alcohol. I know…terrible waste of a shot glass, but go figure.

5.  TRUE.  These comments were brought to you by arteejee.blogspot.com.  Oh, wretched world! (cue melodramatic gesture of hand against forehead.)  Can it be true?  Can it be that some of you have not experienced the satirical musings of arteejee.blogspot.com?  I blame the conservative media!  Damn you, Fox News, damn you!

Bob, Nadege, David, Janey, and Java all receive lovely parting gifts for guessing correctly!

Saturday Night Dance Party!



 
 


This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Boogie Wonderland" - March 23 at the Spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Brain Puke XII

Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain. Let's capture some of it here.

Bobdammit ladies, if you have huge hooters, please to be wearing something that COVERS said hooters.  Front, sides, and back.  No one wants to see all that hanging out; have some respect for yourselves!  (I am getting sick and tired of seeing large bewbs hanging out and ready for a wardrobe malfunction any minute).

Bobdammit Congress, do me and the country a favor and DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!  I don't give two shits if you have to work 24/7, WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND a solution to the current mess!

I am beginning to see several sweet signs of spring (ooooh, alliteration!) in the back yard; daffodils and crocus and hyacinths are pushing up from the dirt.  Just wait til the snowstorm hits 'em tomorrow night!  Bwhahahaha!

Less than 20 days til spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong!  Have YOU made your reservation yet?  Time's a -wastin'!  Here is a little ditty to show how I am feeling about this:



I was able to listen to my first (spring training) baseball game of the season last Sunday!   That is a better mood lifter for me than any possible drug on the market!

Sean R. - {{{{{hugs}}}}} just because.

My cat kids are currently on the sunporch napping in the late afternoon sun.  Lucky kitties!

I had a day off work today; whenever the company accountant comes in to do the books, he needs my computer (quickbooks).  He's a smarmy bastard and I don't like to be around him because I wanna smack the shit smile off his fucking face!  But he's a friend of the boss, so...

...so I did some home chores today.  Go me!

Pizza for dinner tonight!

Mad Libs #5 (Pre-Saint Patrick's Day Edition) - Results

So 7 of my boyfriends decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.

Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out.  There will be another, so watch this space!

First up is Sean R. (we miss you, hon; return when you can; we care about you!)

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the cats get bounced up in tires and roll all over the oatmeal. Many people love to eat their favorite blueberry or bicycle much to their dog groomer`s dismay.

Next is Bob.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the cats get jumped up in chairs and run all over the book. Many people love to eat their favorite window or tree much to their mail carrier`s dismay.

Next is Raybeard.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the legs get kicked up in balls and slip all over the flag. Many people love to eat their favorite whistle or foul much to their referee`s dismay.

Next is Cubby.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the elevators get dropped up in escalators and run all over the street. Many people love to eat their favorite bus or carpet much to their teabagger`s dismay.

(sounds like a bad drug trip there)

Next is Jay.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the dogs get wanked up in provosts and conduct all over the medal. Many people love to eat their favorite metal or produce much to their sailor`s dismay.

(all the dogs get wanked...heh heh heh)

Next is David.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the elves get marched up in parades and drink all over the whiskey. Many people love to eat their favorite shamrock or Guinness much to their hockey player`s dismay.

(sounds like a typical evening at the spo house)

Next is RJ.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the cars get trashed up in tacos and kill all over the piano. Many people love to eat their favorite turd or key much to their lawyer`s dismay.

(oh my!  sue the bastards!)



Saturday, March 2, 2013

Mad Libs #5 (Pre-Saint Patrick's Day Edition)

OK, boyz, since all y'all did so well with the last one, here's another.

Fill in the blanks with your fave words:

plural noun

verb ending in "ED" (e.g., danced)

plural noun

verb

noun

noun

noun

occupation

I will publish the results in a few days.

Saturday Night Dance Party!



This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Let's Groove" - on March 23 at the Spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong!