I thought I would steal this from Jim.
And since Mistress Maddie asked so nicely...(must be the gin talking!)...
Here are 5 schools I have attended/graduated. Which one is the lie?
1. villanova university
2. northern virginia community college
3. villa maria academy
4. montgomery county community college
5. saint patrick parish school
Place your bets, folks!
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I won't leave you holding!
1. TRUE. Graduated 1976 with a B.A. in Economics/Business. I have never used this degree.
2. TRUE. Graduated 1998 with an A.A.S. degree in Travel/Tourism. I have never used this degree either.
3. TRUE. Graduated 1972. YUCK; have never been to a reunion; too many cunts.
4. LIE. This community college is in my neighborhood, but I have yet to attend a class here. Until they open their new culinary arts program...
5. TRUE. Graduated 1968, June 4. A horrible day in American history.
Congrats to MAC, Mistress Maddie, and RJ!!!
HMMM, I'll go with #4
ReplyDeleteI'm going with #2
ReplyDeleteNo idea! # 3
ReplyDeleteohhhhhhhh dear. I don't know you well enough yet for this one. But since I believe you are in the Philly area for some time, I'm guessing you attended most of these. I for some reason see you going to 3 so that's out. Virginia seem way out, but Im guessing you went there. I guess I'll go with 4 for my guess. No reason why, damn it.
ReplyDeleteI say #1 because, well, so far no one else has said it!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Bob that it is #1 for no reason whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteNo idea so this is a wild guess. #2
ReplyDeleteYou've commented about your Catholic roots so I'm gonna believe all the ones that sound parochial. That gives me a 50/50 shot between 2 and 4 do i'll go with #2.
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ReplyDeletePeace <3
Jay
I'm going with 4.
ReplyDelete50/50 shot and I still got it wrong. :-(
ReplyDeletedon't worry, I still love you! :)
DeleteYAY, I got it right... what do I win?
ReplyDeletemy undying love and gratitude, the most priceless possessions I have! smooches! :)
DeleteSounds good to me!!! XOXO
Deleteback atcha, sweetie! :)
DeleteWe must live close to each other because Montgomery County Community College is in my neighborhood too : ). Well, sort of. It is about 15 minutes away. I live in Souderton.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you have had a lot of really great education in your lifetime. So cool!
thanks. I live in norristown.
DeleteI guessed 4. Are the rest in Virginia? (except Villanova, of course, which is in Brigadoon, right?)
ReplyDelete1,3,4,5 are in PA (philly suburbs), 2 is in VA. and YAYZ for guessing correctly! :)
DeleteYeah, I have two bachelors degrees, neither of them have I used in any official (money-making) capacity. The psychology degree I use nearly every day with my family.
ReplyDeletefunny how life works out, innit?
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