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Showing posts with label introduction. Show all posts

Monday, August 6, 2012

I Promised You More Bullshit...


100 things about me

1.                  I am a true Virgo: perfectionist, detail oriented, loyal, and intelligent.

2.                  I was born and raised Philadelphian, and am damn proud of it.

3.                  I went to catholic schools for 16 years; talk about being screwed up for life!

4.                  I have one younger sister; no brothers.

5.                  I have 2 college degrees, and have never used either of them on a job.

6.                  I never watch tv; rots the mind.

7.                  I like to read REAL (not electronic) books; I try to read at least 10 per year.  And no trash – travel, (auto) biography, history, knitting.

8.                  I like to listen to music – all types except (c)rap and religious.

9.                  I haven’t been on an airplane since 1990.

10.              I like my current job.

11.              I lived in washington dc for 20 years, where I wrote computer manuals for the federal guv’mint.

12.              Baseball is my favorite sport; I listen to all the Phillies games on the radio.

13.              I founded and run my own knitting group; we meet monthly.

14.              This is harder than it looks.

15.              My favorite colors are in the red/pink/purple family.

16.              I received professional psychotherapy twice; it really helped me.

17.              The person that had the most influence on my life was my maternal grandmother.

18.              I have a chemical allergy; I cannot be around flowers that smell, or common cleaners like Windex, or perfume.

19.              I like Chinese, Italian, Thai, Mexican, Indian food.

20.              I also like seafood and good NC BBQ.

21.              I adore chocolate (just like any woman).

22.              I have never had a child/been pregnant.

23.              I have allergies; I carry a box of tissues around all year.

24.              I had my first boyfriend at age 19.

25.              I married my first husband in 1982; I was 27 and stupid.

26.              I divorced him in 1991; he lives in Oregon now.

27.              I married my second husband in 1992; I was 38 and still stupid.

28.              I have only had one true love in my life.

29.              My true love died in 2002.

30.              I can be a comedian, a sarcastic bitch, a caring person (but not all at the same time).

31.              I know that my IQ is over 130.

32.              Consequently, most people cannot keep up with me.

33.              I hate routine; doing the same thing over and over again bores the piss out of me.

34.              Sometimes I like living life on the fly – no plans, no goals.

35.              I have never had a long-term friendship with anyone.

36.              My favorite painter is Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.

37.              I am not a technogeek.

38.              I have no use for flat-screen tvs, ipods, blackberries, etc.

39.              I do not bring my job home with me.

40.              I do not hang out with my co-workers after hours.

41.              I am a minimalist; I do not let possessions define me.

42.              I do not like extreme cold or extreme heat; my ideal climate is 70 degrees with low humidity all year round.

43.              I am claustrophobic.

44.              I have a fear of heights.

45.              I have a fear of water.

46.              Damn, this isn’t getting any easier.

47.              At a function where I know no one, I tend to stay on the perimeter, listening to conversations and people watching.

48.              I hate shopping malls.

49.              I hate makeup.

50.              I hate shoes, furs, jewelry, and idle gossip.

51.              I am not a typical woman!

52.              My favorite pizza is Hawaiian style (pineapple, ham, bacon, and extra cheese).

53.              I try to avoid going to a doctor unless I have to.

54.              I am a 23 year cancer survivor.

55.              Not everyone gets a second chance at life; I am lucky indeed.

56.              I intend to live to 100; my relatives lived into their 90s, so I have a good shot!

57.              I tend to watch comedy movies; some I have watched so many times that I can quote lines freely!

58.              My favorite tv show of all time is “Mystery Science Theater 3000”.

59.              My favorite comedy team of all time is “The Three Stooges”.

60.              I like to listen to the birds sing.

61.              Silence is a wonderful sound!

62.              I know I have a tendency to be selfish.

63.              My favorite cheese is Swiss.

64.              I can bake from scratch (cakes, brownies, corn bread).

65.              I like making my own bread with my breadmaker.

66.              Cleaning the bathroom is my most hated chore.

67.              I have 2 cats; they are my sanity lifeline.

68.              I do not suffer fools gladly; I wish they would die!

69.              I don’t give a damn about what the celebrity-of-the-moment is doing.

70.              I have blue-gray eyes.

71.              I wear glasses when I drive my car.

72.              I have been using hair dye since I was in my 20s.

73.              I am through with menopause.

74.              It was hell while it lasted.

75.              Can I go home when I finish this list?

76.              My thought patterns sometimes remind me of Robin Williams – free association, say what pops into the head at that moment.

77.              I have quit several jobs after only 3 weeks; I knew they weren’t a good fit for me.

78.              I have a friend do my taxes every year.

79.              I do not like being around sick people.

80.              I would love to have dinner and conversation with Eleanor Roosevelt.

81.              Fantasy baseball for me is having Chase Utley and Cole Hamels in my bed at the same time.  They bring the bats and balls, and I...

82.              I try to take at least one train trip a year.

83.              My current favorite vacation place is the Hudson River Valley in New York State.

84.              I would like to visit Aruba sometime.

85.              I would like to visit Bermuda sometime.

86.              When I was 15, I went to Europe with my high school.

87.              Switzerland is a beautiful country.

88.              And their chocolate is fabulous (see Toblerone or Lindt)!

89.              I can’t believe I am almost finished!

90.              I cannot be without sunshine for more than 2 days.

91.              Winter is a depressing time of year.

92.              I hate the winter holiday season.

93.              Most times I like being by myself with the cats for company.

94.              I live in a single-family house; this house has a sunporch; I like to knit and listen to the baseball game on this porch whilst the cats sleep in the sun patches.

95.              I like to sing in my car whilst I drive.

96.              My heritage is British (father’s side), Czech and Austrian (mother’s side).

97.              I consider Chicago my second home.

98.              I yell at the radio when I listen to the ball game.

99.              My favorite tree is a Japanese red maple.

100.          Summer fruits (topped with vanilla yogurt) make a wonderful salad.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Just Who IS This Upstart Blogger Anyway?


Well, the only way youse guys are gonna get to know me is for me to put out (heh heh heh, I said "put out") some details.

Hopefully your heads won't assplode. ;-)

7 Things That Scare Me
1. heights
2. airplanes
3. religion
4. water
5. guns
6. neoconservatives
7. dentists

7 Things I Like
1. chocolate
2. music
3. cats
4. trains
5. baseball
6. books
7. knitting

7 Things I Despise
1. xenophobia
2. homophobia
3. crass consumerism
4. hunger
5. poverty
6. war
7. jingoism

7 Things In My Room
1. desk
2. books
3. lamp
4. night table
5. bed (duh)
6. fan
7. bookcase

7 Things About Me
1. I am a 23 year cancer survivor
2. I have led my own knitting group for 7 years
3. I am a true Virgo: perfectionist, detail oriented, loyal, intelligent
4. I was born and raised Philadelphian, and am damn proud of it
5. I went to catholic schools for 16 years; talk about being screwed up for life
6. I have 2 college degrees, and have never used either of them on a job
7. I never watch tv; rots the mind

7 Things To Do Before I Die
1. make it to age 100
2. visit the 10 states I have yet to visit
3. take the train from toronto to vancouver canada
4. design a knitted item and sell the design to others
5. meet some interesting blogger friends
6. be debt free
7. do more train travel

7 Things I Can Do
1. knit
2. read
3. do my job well
4. be a good cat mommy
5. bake a cake
6. lead my knitting group
7. listen to others

7 Things I Can’t Do
1. fix anything
2. cook a gourmet meal
3. forget past wrongs done to me
4. dance well
5. stay asleep for more than 4 hours a stretch
6. drive a stick-shift car
7. make friends easily

7 Favorite Movies
1. blazing saddles
2. gone with the wind
3. groundhog day
4. harold and maude
5. send me no flowers
6. an american in paris
7. moulin rouge (the original)

7 Things I Say Often
1. fuck
2. shit
3. dammit dammit dammit
4. fuckin’ a!
5. damn str8 (or gay)
6. fer sure
7. far out

Watch this space for more bullshit! (sings "I gotta be me")

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Hello...Hello...Is Anyone Out There?

Good Morning Vietnam!

Oh, wait, that's a movie...and I am grounded in reality.

"We're waiting for the chirp, chirp, chirp
Of a blogger being born!
We're waiting for the chirp, chirp, chirp
On this humid Saturday morn!"  (1776, paraphrased)

So many of you have requested that I start my own blog.  Well, HERE I AM!  The cat is outta da bag!

And I have all of you to thank (in no particular order):

justajeepguydc.blogspot.com

http://idleeyesandadormy.com

http://www.blobbysblog.com

http://jima828.blogspot.com

http://manginamonologues.wordpress.com

http://onestepatatime92.blogspot.com

http://www.patentlyqueer.com

http://www.ramblingalong.com

http://raybeard.blogspot.com

http://retiredindelaware.blogspot.com

http://sporeflections.wordpress.com

http://stickycrows.blogspot.com

http://talesofthesissy.blogspot.com

http://spiritofsaintlewis.blogspot.com

http://blairscorner.wordpress.com

http://ontransmigration.blogspot.com

http://daveultra.blogspot.com

http://ishouldbelaughing.blogspot.com

Smooches and hugs and love to ALL of you!

Thought for the day: Let's make a donation to a gay-rights group in the name of the evil Dan Cathy.  He won't be able to do anything about it either!  Bwhahahahahaha!

Don't know how often I will post; whenever the mood strikes me, like my blog comments.

I wonder what's around the next bend?

ETA: I just donated $25 to Kelly's Fan Free Clinic in Dan Cathy's name; conquering h8 with love!