Saturday Night Holiday Party!

"This boy is Ignorance, this girl is Want.  Beware them both, but most of all beware this boy!"

Seasons Greetings to all!

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Walt.

PPS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Peter in The Netherlands!

The Soundtrack of Your Life (a movie score)

I stole this from Toni.  Sue me.  Or try it yourself. 

Opening Credits:  born to be wild (steppenwolf) 

Waking Up Scene:  here comes the sun (beatles) 

Car Driving Scene:  streets of bakersfield (dwight yoakam) 

High School Flashback Scene:  behind blue eyes (the who) 

Nostalgic Scene:  YMCA (village people) 

Steamy Love Scene:  love to love you baby (donna summer) 

Beach Scene:  we got the beat (go-gos) 

Bitter Angry Scene:  liar (three dog night) 

Breakup Scene:  I’m doin’ fine now (new york city) 

Regret Scene:  so far away (carole king) 

Nightclub/Bar Scene:  I love the nightlife (alicia bridges) 

Fight/Action Scene:  I won’t back down (tom petty) 

Saturday Morning/Cleaning the House Scene:  you should be dancing (bee gees) 

Lawn Mowing Scene:  ride captain ride (blues image) 

Sad Breakdown Scene:  do you really wanna hurt me (culture club) 

Happy Friend Scene:  feels so good (chuck mangione) 

Dreaming About That Special Someone Scene:  wonderful world (sam cooke) 

Contemplation Scene:  what is life (george harrison) 

Chase Scene:  the heat is on (glenn frey) 

Happy Holding Hands Walking Through the Park Love Scene:  just the two of us (grover washington jr & bill withers) 

Death Scene:  wake me up before you go go (wham) 

Funeral Scene:  walk of life (dire straits) 

Closing Credits:  I’m alright (kenny loggins)

My Fave Movies - Holiday Time

I know that several of my boyfriends like movies; here are some holiday gems, cause, well, tis the season.

Comment away - which have you seen/not seen, liked/hated, good/bad memories, acting, good/bad jokes, etc.  I am interested in your thoughts.

(in no particular order, with my comments following)

Scrooge (1951 version) - there is NO other version of "A Christmas Carol" that comes close!  I feel it captures the Dickensian times perfectly.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Boris Karloff was wonderful.  The rest, not so much.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - I used to feel like a misfit toy...until I got therapy.

Frosty the Snowman - Happy Birthday!  Jimmy Durante!

Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol - the song "I'm All Alone in the World" always makes me cry.  Yes, another therapy issue for me.

A Charlie Brown Christmas - you got it, I am the unloved little tree; another therapy issue.  Anyone else sense a pattern here? :)

Elf - Zooey and Will singing "Baby It's Cold Outside".

Beavis and Butthead Christmas Special - huh huh huh.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - as captioned by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Santa Claus - as captioned by Mystery Science Theater 3000.


Did I miss anything? I'm SURE you'll let me know!  Smooches! :)

PS - the first person that mentions "It's a Wonderful Life" or "The Christmas Story" gets a boot to the head; they both suck ass!  Ain't I a bitch?!?

My Fave Movies - Comedies (Part Deux)

I know that several of my boyfriends like comedy; hell, they think I should be a stand-up comedian myself!  Several of these movies have some great belly-shaking laugh lines.

So comment away - which have you seen/not seen, liked/hated, good/bad memories, acting, good/bad jokes, etc.  I am interested in your thoughts.

(in no particular order, with my comments following)


Young Frankenstein - "it's pronounced 'eye gore'"; "sed-a-give?"; "roll, roll, roll in the hay!"


Life of Brian - "blessed are the cheesemakers?"; Graham Chapman full monty shot (woo hoo!)


Caddyshack - "did somebody sit on a duck?"; baby ruth bar in the pool; "I'm all right, no body worry about me"


Groundhog Day - "I got you, babe"; IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY!; 19th century French poetry


Napoleon Dynamite - vote for Pedro!; "numchuck skillz, computer hacking skillz"; rex kwan do; uncle rico; "I caught you a delicious bass"


A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - "tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight!"


Pee Wee's Big Adventure - "I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel"; "the Alamo doesn't have a basement!"; how I wanted that sweet bike


Mr. Bean's Holiday - Wordless Rowan Atkinson in a sweet comedy


Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle - Neil Patrick Harris wishing for pooty-tang?  yeah, riiiiiiiight!  ;-)


Did I miss anything? I'm SURE you'll let me know!  Smooches! :)

My Fave Movies - Comedies

I know that several of my boyfriends like comedy; hell, they think I should be a stand-up comedian myself!  Several of these movies have some great belly-shaking laugh lines.

So comment away - which have you seen/not seen, liked/hated, good/bad memories, acting, good/bad jokes, etc.  I am interested in your thoughts.

(in no particular order, with my comments following)

austin powers: international man of mystery - oh gah, the swinging 60s ("do I make you horny, baby?  randy?"); the sequels sucked ass

beavis and butthead do america - heh heh heh, I said "do"

send me no flowers - oh cripes, bet rock hudson and paul lynde had a gay old time making this one (wink wink nudge nudge); tony randall's deadpan lines

animal house - john belushi's best; "thank you sir, may I have another?" "was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?"; I cannot hear the song "louie louie" without thinking of this movie

planes trains and automobiles - john hughes directed; steve martin and john candy pairing up as road warriors; ray charles singing "mess around" ALWAYS gets me moving!

a shot in the dark - peter sellers' hairy chest! :)

the pink panther - suave david niven, silly peter sellers, the car chase scene; herbert lom, RIP

harold and maude - "if you wanna sing out, sing out..."

the odd couple - "hello, divorced broke and sloppy"; "now it's gahhhhhhhhbage"; the pigeon sisters

the producers - the original was FAR BETTER than the remake; "then get it, oh wicked witch of the west!"; "two three kick turn, turn turn kick turn"

joe's apartment - ants help a clueless dude find love

mannequin - MADE IN PHILADELPHIA (nuff said there); "nothing's gonna stop us now"; sorry, but the gay character was the too over the top stereotypical str8-guy-playing-gay = WRONG

my big fat greek wedding - egad, I have attended weddings like this and it seems all ethnic groups have da crazies

love at first bite - "I love the nightlife, I gotta boogie, on the disco round, oh yeah yeah yeah!"; arte johnson as renfield

blazing saddles - "confidentially, my grandmother was dutch"; "mongo straight!"; "but we don't want the irish, oh prairie shit, everybody!"; the bean scene

monty python and the holy grail - killer rabbits, the knights who say NI, the coconut shells, patsy the horse, "spamalot"; "go away or we shall taunt you a second time"

the trouble with angels - hayley mills post-disney movie; made in this area; "willows, willows!" (gypsy rose lee as a dance instructor)

some like it hot - "like jello on springs"; "nobody's perfect"; MARILYN!

Did I miss anything? I'm SURE you'll let me know!  Smooches! :)

My Fave Movies - Musicals

I know that several of my boyfriends like musicals (NO!  REALLY?).  Several of these movies have some great lines that really make you think.

So comment away - which have you seen/not seen, liked/hated, good/bad memories, acting, singing, etc.  I am interested in your thoughts.

(in no particular order, with my comments following)

bye bye birdie - so dated; paul lynde's deadpan lines; bobby rydel (philly boy!)

the wizard of oz - "a heart is not judged by how much you love, but how much you are loved by others"

west side story - hatred kills

my fair lady - "c'mon dover, move your bloomin' arse!"; cecil beaton's costumes

funny girl - babs; "hello gorgeous"; what's NOT to like?

singing in the rain - "it says so...right there"

an american in paris - oscar levant's deadpan lines; gene kelly's dancing (pennsylvania boy!)

yellow submarine - blue meanies!  glove!  jeremy!

help - the music, of course!

a hard day's night - "it's a plot...a plot"; the music, of course!

saturday night fever - "you should be dancing" scene (would that I could dance like that!)

head - for a fucked up drugged out time, call jack nicholson!

let it be - lots of drama, tension, fun, hatred, music all rolled into one movie

the music man - ronny howard; shirley jones (pennsylvania girl!); "pile up enough tomorrows and you'll find you've collected nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays"

dirty dancing - PATRICK SWAYZE! (take me now); "nobody puts baby in a corner"; would that I could dance like that!

Did I miss anything? I'm SURE you'll let me know!  Smooches! :)