Thursday, August 23, 2012

Brain Puke

Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain.  Let's capture some of it here.

Just when I thought the redumblican party could not sink any further than a snake's belly in mud comes candidate Todd Akin and his "thoughts on rape".  And that's NOT "men on film"!

Would someone please 'splain to me why Jim Crow is still alive and well?

So there's a tropical storm looking down on Tampa next week.  Karma's a bitch, ain't it, Pat Robertson?

In my next life, I wanna come back as a pampered pussy(cat), like my Meredith.

Why do men say they "understand women", when it's clear they don't every time they open their pieholes?  Hell, sometimes I don't even understand myself!

I am not wearing any pants right now and it feels great!

I get to visit some boyfriends next month!  YAYZ!

Why does the town where I work house nothing but freaks?

If FL is "dog's waiting room" to the "afterlife", then PA must be the holding cell.

A knitting friend of mine in OH posted this morning: “I think I’m going to start charging rent on all the Republicans trying to move into my vagina. It would really help me out with the bills.”  ba dum ching!

Another knitting friend in OH posted this morning: "Yesterday I saw a billboard that said 'Obama is in favor of Gay Marriage and Abortion, are you?'  HELL YES!"  To which I add MEE TOO!

I now have 14 blog followers; you boyfriends are crayzee, but I love you all!

I have two pink flamingos in my back yard.  They are handmade from wood by my SIL's aunt.  (heh heh heh, I said "wood")

I wish I could dance like they do in Dirty Dancing.  Or Footloose.  Or Saturday Night Fever.  Or Flashdance.

Speaking of dancing, happy 100th birthday to Gene Kelly; think I'll watch An American in Paris today!

My baseball team's 2012 season is brain dead; someone please pull the plug and turn off the lights!

If I could have anything I wanted to eat right now, it would be a triple vanilla malted milkshake.  My ass just gained 5 pounds hearing those words.

How come some bars make an oh-so-sweet cosmo, and others fall flat on their ass?  Perhaps those bars should take lessons from sassybear.

I have always wanted (from the time I was a teenager) to divest myself of 98% of the shit I have (house, car, junk, etc.), buy a small RV, and roam the countryside working only when I have to.

I think it's time to pull the plug on the knitting group I founded 7.5 years ago.  I am fucking bored with it.

Wonder what's around the next bend in the road?

24 comments:

  1. It's kinda nice to clean house, ain't it?
    My brain gets so full of cobwebs, I'm looking for Charlotte up there to leave me a message.

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    1. darling, YES! but in reality, I am a slob. I wish I could afford a indoor maid/outdoor landscaper.

      and thanks to you, my spouse's blog is getting hits! MWAH!

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  2. Yep I feel your pain, my Baseball team's season seems like it was over the day after opening day.
    Mines da Padres....is yours da Phillies by chance?
    Oh Oh Oh......I am coming to Philly for my first time the end of September! (e mail me if you are interested in a cocktail, I'll buy!)

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    1. yep, da phillies. national east champions since 2007. down da drain...

      FUCK YEAH!!!!! will PM you now!

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  3. Cosmos are like blowjobs...when they're good they're really good, but when they're bad, someone gets a knee in the face!

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    1. and yours are most excellent, darling! I could have consumed that pitcher you made all by myself!

      smooches to you and jeffrey and the puppies!

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  4. Tell me what I need to buy to make good cosmos, and you can be in charge of making them on your visit here.

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    1. you would be better off asking sassybear that; I don't know what he used, but OMFG fabulous!

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  5. I can so relate the this post today - I had a new toilet installed with POWER FLUSH!

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    1. wow, too much fiber eating at your house? (tee hee)

      I do so love free association!

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  6. And I thought you were the one wearing the pants in the household! ;)

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    1. well I DO...but in reality, both of us are pants-less in the house most of the time. and the cats NEVER wear pants, only fur!

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  7. Darling,

    I LOVE your karmic thoughts for Pat Robertson. I was thinking the same thing, when I recalled that he said Hurricane Katrina (or some fuckin' storm) was God's retaliation for this country "permitting" homosexuality! Honey, why don't YOU run for President? :-)

    Love,
    Janey

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    1. cause I don't want the fucking headache of trying to impose my will on a bunch of fucktards.

      there are days when I can barely make decisions for myself, yet alone 300M+ jerkoffs.

      thanks for stopping by; come back often!

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  8. Anne Marie,

    Loved your "dump!" Hey, I'm not a woman (did you notice) but it makes me furious that a bunch of white men think they have the right to decide what a woman does with her body. I thought these asswipes were against Big Government. Oh yes, except in the case of what we do in the privacy of our bedroom.

    Every time I see Romney, Ryan and especially Mr. Banality of Evil himself, Karl Rove on TV, I feel like I have to take a shower. God help us if these monsters ever get into power.

    Ron

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    1. YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN? I hadn't noticed! (tee hee)

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  9. Hey, if you're down this way visiting your boyfriends, give me a call. I'll take you out to lunch. I'd do dinner but I'm too old to drive at night. I just found a great new place (The Oak Orchard Diner on 24) that has the best Caesar Wraps.

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    1. I will be in dc visiting larry & greg 9/14-16. shawn from san diego will be in philly the end of sept., so I will see him downtown.

      I don't have any plans to get down your way until february (president's day weekend). does your hotel have any rooms available for that weekend? PM me! :)

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  10. and you are my main gal pal Warrior Queen.

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  11. I was having the same thoughts about Pat Robertson. Maybe it is the "Log Cabin" folks? If only those Republicans weren't so darn inclusive. :-)

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    1. maybe ole pat will drown in isaac's rain. I should live so long to see that happen! :)

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  12. I agree about the cosmos - they are wildly variable and I try not to buy them other than in 'quality' places. Nothing is as disappointing to have a nasty made cosmo.

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    1. and I have had a few, believe me. sassybear makes them sweet and smooth, just like himself! :)

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