Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain. Let's capture some of it here.
Mittens Romney - please, for the love of all that's holy, STFU RIGHT NOW!
I have had the house windows open for 2 weeks now and it feels great! No air conditioner running, no heat on, electric/gas savings galore!
Why do people assume women like children? I don't; I cannot stand the little bastards!
I have the nicest buncha boyfriends a girl could EVAH want!
I am retaining water like a mofo today. UGH!
I think my baseball season will not last past October 1. Dammit!
I think the next house project may be a new roof.
First day of autumn; my fave season; my sedum and crape myrtle are still blooming and spouse is still getting tomatoes and peppers.
Fall allergies are killing my eyes and nose!
I have met these guys and these guys this year; on Friday, I get to meet this guy! He's in my hometown for a meeting, and has promised to buy me a drinky-poo. Incriminating evidence to follow.
Spouse's new battery-operated lawn mower is so damn quiet, I can hardly hear it running!
Why do some women still act like they are in high school? Grow up already; as Prince sang, "Act your age, not your shoe size!"
Why the hell is fish so expensive?
I had a coconut pineapple banana smoothie for lunch today; it was missing some rum...
Why do guys like to bang the weights down and grunt loudly when they finish a rep at the gym? Not only is it bad form, but who are they trying to impress?
Justin Bieber can go to hell.
Kim Kardashian's moment of fame was up 20 years ago.
Paris Hilton, you are so DEAD to the gay community.
The Chick-Fil-A-Hole CEO says nothing has changed in regards to his giving to hate groups. And nothing has changed in regards to my eating there either. Suck it, Dan Cathy!
A new hospital opened up in my neighborhood today; I hope I don't have to see the inside of it for a VERY long time.
I detest the sound of leaf blowers.
Some stores have Halloween, Thanksgiving, AND winter holiday shit displays in their windows. Kill me now.
I am also hearing commercials on spouse's fave radio station for a winter holiday concert. Kill me again.
Why did spouse just get mail addressed to his nephew's parents? They live three hours from here...
I have to go to a wedding in two weeks; one of spouse's cousins is getting married. I don't really care. I don't know these people and I hate making small talk.
My driveway is covered in brown crunchy oak tree leaves. And acorns.
The wind chimes outside my kitchen door are making nice music in the breeze today.
I wish my boss were still giving us 1/2 day Fridays.
I wish Mondays did not exist. PERIOD.