Monday, December 31, 2012

Brain Puke IX (Happy New Year Edition)

Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain. Let's capture some of it here.

So Kim "Kash Kow" Kardashian is preggers; who gives a fuck?  Only her mama and her baby daddy, who are now putting their heads together to milk (see what I did there?  milk?) corporations for freebies.  Oh yeah, and she's STILL MARRIED!

So Jessica Simpson is preggers AGAIN; who gives a fuck?  Moooooooooooooo!  She gonna get fat so Weight Watchers can suck her dry again. Oh yeah, and she's STILL NOT MARRIED!

So someone (his father, it seems) claimed the body of Adam Lanza, the CT school shooter.  Dump it in the swamps of FL and let the alligators have at it.  Nobody gives a shit about this piece of shit anyway.

So they fired our useless football coach today.  Good riddance to him and his fucked-up family.

"Here we go over the fiscal cliff, the fiscal cliff, the fiscal cliff, here we go over the fiscal cliff, ay yi yi...(splat)"

I hate our partisan federal/state/local goverments.  I try and vote the asshats out, but other assholes keep voting FOR the asshats!  I can't win! :(

WHY THE FUCK am I even at work today?  There's NOTHING to do!

Tomorrow spouse and I will have pork and sauerkraut (he's german) and xmess pudding and marzipan (I'm british and austrian) for our main meal.

Tonight we will stay home and drink and probably be in bed by 9p.  Oy, such an exciting life we lead!

"Spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong" in DE in less than 90 days! :)

Baseball season starts in less than 50 days!!!!!  GO PHILLIES!!!!! :)

I just picked up a new follower today (John Gray)!  YAYZ for more boyfriends! :)

Sean and Bob are my 2 biggest referral sites (in that order) - YAYZ! :)

Hey, Torii Hunter: STFU!  NOW!

Hey, Charlie Sheen: STFU!  NOW!

HAPPY 2013 TO ALL MY BOYFRIENDS! :)

26 comments:

  1. Baseball
    Baseball
    Baseball
    Baseball......Its like a drum beat!
    May BOTH our teams fair better in 2013.
    Happy New Year Girl!

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    1. smooches, baybee! and the best of 2013 to you!

      2/14/13 can't get here fast enough for me! :)

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  2. Damn, now you got me going, all I can visualize is those HOT baseball studs in thier uniforms with those firm butts and stong arms!!
    Woo Hoo!!!!!

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  3. Would that Charlie Sheen would ever shut up.....


    Happy New Year!!

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    1. would that ALL the asshats I mentioned in my post would STFU forever and ever!

      smooches to you and carlos and the kitties, baybee!

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  4. There will be endless gossip rag covers with that pregnant media whore. I’m sure she’ll create a maternity line and baby clothes. There’s nothing like using your child to make money. It runs in the family.

    I hope you have a great 2013!!!

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    1. it is so obscene! and gay people are being denied the right to marry the person they love? give me a fucking break! :(

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  5. Exactly what IS this 'baseball'?

    Happiest of New Years to you, A.M. - Hubby too. Keep us laughing throughout 2013, please - as well as dancing.

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    1. I think it's a game we stole from the british; it resembles cricket...

      happy 2013 to you and your pussies! smooches! :)

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    2. Well, you are welcome to it - and take our cricket too, PLEASE!!!

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    3. nah, you guys can keep cricket. I just like my baseball. smooches! :)

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    1. Seeing you will be the 2013 highlight.

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    2. back atcha, cubby! smooches to you and greg! see you in march!

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    3. dear spo, did you mean your comment for cubby or me? in any event, spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong will be the highlight of MY year! so many boyfriends, so little time...

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    1. well roll me over and kiss my ass, look who's here! HI HONEY! damn, I thought your disappeared! how's every little thing?

      I am adding you to my blogroll. please DO consider joining us for spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong in march in lewes, DE. so many men, so little time...

      and don't forget to visit me often! smooches! :)

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  8. Happy New Year to you too Anne Marie!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. it IS going to be a happy new year in march, isn't it? MWAH! :)

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  9. OK, so I am WAY far behind, but already I know that I am SOOOO ready to meet you at the SPO-A-RAMA in March!!!! This post alone has got me hooked! Will be trying to catch up!

    Feel free to look me up at http://jayinva.blogpost.com!

    Peace <3
    Jay

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    1. well hello there, new boyfriend! I will put you on my blogroll; that means you're special.

      and yeah, I see you post all over my other boyfriend's blogs; that's how I got started and the boys talked me into starting my own blog.

      looking forward to meeting you and all my sweet boyfriends in march! smooches!

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  10. I am even further behind than Jay, but I was the first to make reservations with Ron! Spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong in March in Lewes, DE has Barry and I hardly able to wait the remaining two months. Barry talks about it all the time. We live in NC and will be driving up.

    I have several blogs:
    NSFW: http://uncutplus.blogspot.com
    Genealogy: http://stephenmoore-mounttirzah.blogspot.com/
    Personal: http://ladyslippercove.blogspot.com/

    David

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    1. ANOTHER new boyfriend! welcome to my party spot on the web! I will add you to my blogroll!

      spouse and I will be driving down to DE from philly; I think we were second on the reservation list. looking forward to meeting (and reading) you! smooches!

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