Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain. Let's capture some of it here.
So Kim "Kash Kow" Kardashian is preggers; who gives a fuck? Only her mama and her baby daddy, who are now putting their heads together to milk (see what I did there? milk?) corporations for freebies. Oh yeah, and she's STILL MARRIED!
So Jessica Simpson is preggers AGAIN; who gives a fuck? Moooooooooooooo! She gonna get fat so Weight Watchers can suck her dry again. Oh yeah, and she's STILL NOT MARRIED!
So someone (his father, it seems) claimed the body of Adam Lanza, the CT school shooter. Dump it in the swamps of FL and let the alligators have at it. Nobody gives a shit about this piece of shit anyway.
So they fired our useless football coach today. Good riddance to him and his fucked-up family.
"Here we go over the fiscal cliff, the fiscal cliff, the fiscal cliff, here we go over the fiscal cliff, ay yi yi...(splat)"
I hate our partisan federal/state/local goverments. I try and vote the asshats out, but other assholes keep voting FOR the asshats! I can't win! :(
WHY THE FUCK am I even at work today? There's NOTHING to do!
Tomorrow spouse and I will have pork and sauerkraut (he's german) and xmess pudding and marzipan (I'm british and austrian) for our main meal.
Tonight we will stay home and drink and probably be in bed by 9p. Oy, such an exciting life we lead!
"Spo-a-rama-lama-ding-dong" in DE in less than 90 days! :)
Baseball season starts in less than 50 days!!!!! GO PHILLIES!!!!! :)
I just picked up a new follower today (John Gray)! YAYZ for more boyfriends! :)
Sean and Bob are my 2 biggest referral sites (in that order) - YAYZ! :)
Hey, Torii Hunter: STFU! NOW!
Hey, Charlie Sheen: STFU! NOW!
HAPPY 2013 TO ALL MY BOYFRIENDS! :)