Mad Libs #5 (Pre-Saint Patrick's Day Edition) - Results

So 7 of my boyfriends decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.

Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out.  There will be another, so watch this space!

First up is Sean R. (we miss you, hon; return when you can; we care about you!)

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the cats get bounced up in tires and roll all over the oatmeal. Many people love to eat their favorite blueberry or bicycle much to their dog groomer`s dismay.

Next is Bob.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the cats get jumped up in chairs and run all over the book. Many people love to eat their favorite window or tree much to their mail carrier`s dismay.

Next is Raybeard.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the legs get kicked up in balls and slip all over the flag. Many people love to eat their favorite whistle or foul much to their referee`s dismay.

Next is Cubby.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the elevators get dropped up in escalators and run all over the street. Many people love to eat their favorite bus or carpet much to their teabagger`s dismay.

(sounds like a bad drug trip there)

Next is Jay.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the dogs get wanked up in provosts and conduct all over the medal. Many people love to eat their favorite metal or produce much to their sailor`s dismay.

(all the dogs get wanked...heh heh heh)

Next is David.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the elves get marched up in parades and drink all over the whiskey. Many people love to eat their favorite shamrock or Guinness much to their hockey player`s dismay.

(sounds like a typical evening at the spo house)

Next is RJ.

On March 17 every year, we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. All the cars get trashed up in tacos and kill all over the piano. Many people love to eat their favorite turd or key much to their lawyer`s dismay.

(oh my!  sue the bastards!)