Mad Libs #6 (Pre-Easter Edition) - Results

So 6 of my boyfriends decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.

Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out.  There will be another, so watch this space!

First up is Raybeard.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the nuns get 24 weeks off.  The portly teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the bicycle.  Others go outside and play jigsaw.

Little kids color wet eggs.  They use a package of yellow dye; they pour it into a bowl full of milkshake.  Then they dip the cowboy in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the gloves are dry, you place them in the Easter rope along with a rubbery chocolate bunny.

Next is Jay.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the eggs get 144 weeks off.  The purple teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the seamen.  Others go outside and play twister.

Little kids color strong eggs.  They use a package of taupe dye; they pour it into a bowl full of mercury.  Then they dip the cup in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the crackers are dry, you place them in the Easter peanut butter along with a transparent chocolate bunny.

Next is David.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the bunnies get 6 weeks off.  The pretty teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the bonnet.  Others go outside and play cootie.

Little kids color scrambled eggs.  They use a package of turquoise dye; they pour it into a bowl full of alcohol.  Then they dip the egg in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the rabbits are dry, you place them in the Easter Easter along with a dyed chocolate bunny.

Next is Cubby.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the arms get 15 weeks off.  The sinusoidal teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the prototype.  Others go outside and play wheel of fortune.

Little kids color electromagnetic eggs.  They use a package of violet dye; they pour it into a bowl full of hexane.  Then they dip the imprint in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the pillars are dry, you place them in the Easter nozzle along with a pattern chocolate bunny.

Next is RJ.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the toys get 7 weeks off.  The abnormal teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the cactus.  Others go outside and play monopoly.

Little kids color big eggs.  They use a package of chartreuse dye; they pour it into a bowl full of tequila.  Then they dip the tampon in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the laptops are dry, you place them in the Easter diploma along with a hostile chocolate bunny.

Finally, it's Shawn.

Schools are closed at Easter time and all of the pigs get 20 weeks off.  The slimy teachers also get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the man.  Others go outside and play monopoly.

Little kids color dark eggs.  They use a package of green dye; they pour it into a bowl full of beer.  Then they dip the dog in the bowl and rinse it off.  After the daffodils are dry, you place them in the Easter house along with a hard chocolate bunny.

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I was disappointed that no one mentioned a bowl full of cum.

Best lines:

Some kids hang around and watch the seamen. - I wonder what they learn from them? :-)

Then they dip the cowboy in the bowl and rinse it off. - fun!

Little kids color electromagnetic eggs. - I would pay good money to see that!

Some kids hang around and watch the cactus. - they grow soooooo sloooooly.

After the daffodils are dry, you place them in the Easter house along with a hard chocolate bunny. - that bunny must have been viewing nude pix on grindr.

May all my boyfriends get a chocolate bunny on March 31!