Mad Libs #7 (Spring Edition) - Results

So 6 of my boyfriends (and 1 knitter gurl) decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.  It's spring, and a young man's/young woman's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.

Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out.  There will be another, so watch this space!

First up is my OH knitter gurl Nikki! 

Dear Nikki,

You are extremely moist and I fart you!  I want to kiss your elbow 27 times.  You make my warthog burn with desire.  When I first saw you, I efficiently stared at you and fell in love.  Will you suck with me?  Don`t let your parents discourage you, their are just jealous.

Yours forever, Chester

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Next we have Raybeard. 

Dear Ginger,

You are extremely lithe and I swallow you!  I want to kiss your scrotum 3 times. You make my CD burn with desire. When I first saw you, I studiously stared at you and fell in love. Will you leap with me?  Don`t let your parents discourage you, we are just jealous.

Yours forever, Ray

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Next we have Harper's Keeper.

Dear Harper,

You are extremely hedonistic and I run you!  I want to kiss your ankle 17 times. You make my discipline burn with desire. When I first saw you, I deliberately stared at you and fell in love. Will you write with me?  Don`t let your parents discourage you, us are just jealous.

Yours forever, Someone

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Next we have Jay in VA.

Dear Jay,

You are extremely teensy and I running you!  I want to kiss your spine 42 times. You make my cat burn with desire. When I first saw you, I juicily stared at you and fell in love. Will you charged with me?  Don`t let your parents discourage you, they are just jealous.

Yours forever, Axl

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Next we have Mark.

Dear Mark,

You are extremely sassy and I vomit you!  I want to kiss your earlobe 7 times. You make my pickle burn with desire. When I first saw you, I quickly stared at you and fell in love. Will you shuffle with me?  Don`t let your parents discourage you, us are just jealous.

Yours forever, Marvin

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Next we have David.

Dear Barry,

You are extremely handsome and I sit you!  I want to kiss your ass 12 times. You make my chair burn with desire. When I first saw you, I rickety stared at you and fell in love. Will you falls with me?  Don`t let your parents discourage you, we are just jealous.

Yours forever, Anne Marie

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Last, but certainly NOT least, we have Sassybear.

Dear Rita Mae,

You are extremely skittish and I stroke you!  I want to kiss your uvula 42 times. You make my chalupa burn with desire. When I first saw you, I indubitably stared at you and fell in love. Will you salivate with me?  Don`t let your parents discourage you, some are just jealous.

Yours forever, Harvey Milk

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Good (pick-up) lines:

You make my warthog burn with desire.
You make my cat burn with desire.
You make my pickle burn with desire.
You make my chair burn with desire.
You make my chalupa burn with desire.

My personal favorite: Sassybear