Stolen shamelessly from Spo.
I don't give a fat rat's ass about the following topics:
awards shows, media trials, celebrities, political scandals
facebook and twitter (I don't have an account and I never will)
faux (fox) news (fair and balanced my fat ass!)
penn state university (just because I live in PA doesn't mean I get all gaga over their stoopid football team)
football/basketball/hockey/soccer pro teams (but I DO love my baseball even though my team sucks major ass)
rethuglicans/stoopid people (every last one of them)
most newspaper comics (except doonesbury, pearls before swine, and peanuts)
the latest movies/tv shows (most of them are inane and vapid)
the latest fashion trends/shoes/makeup (things girls are SUPPOSED to be interested in; guess I am not a real girl cause I have NEVER been interested in this shit)
(c)rap music (would the earth PLEASE swallow kanye west / jay-z / nicki minaj / lil [any name here] immediately, TYVM!)
I just realized the topics in which I am interested I can count on both hands, yet the uninteresting topic turds of life would fill a dumpster.