I thought I would steal this from Jim.
And since Mistress Maddie asked so nicely...(must be the gin talking!)...
Here are 5 schools I have attended/graduated. Which one is the lie?
1. villanova university
2. northern virginia community college
3. villa maria academy
4. montgomery county community college
5. saint patrick parish school
Place your bets, folks!
I won't leave you holding!
1. TRUE. Graduated 1976 with a B.A. in Economics/Business. I have never used this degree.
2. TRUE. Graduated 1998 with an A.A.S. degree in Travel/Tourism. I have never used this degree either.
3. TRUE. Graduated 1972. YUCK; have never been to a reunion; too many cunts.
4. LIE. This community college is in my neighborhood, but I have yet to attend a class here. Until they open their new culinary arts program...
5. TRUE. Graduated 1968, June 4. A horrible day in American history.
Congrats to MAC, Mistress Maddie, and RJ!!!