Monday, January 13, 2014

Brain Puke XXII

Look out, boyfriends, I'mma gonna hurl!

Only 30 more days til baseball season starts! :)

Only 60 more days til the bloggerpalooza meetup! :)

Only 70 more days of winter. :(

Will all you redumblicans STFU RIGHT NOW?!?  TYVM!

Will all you h8ers STFU RIGHT NOW?!?  TYVM!

One of my boyfriends sent me a food magazine subscription for xmoose; my first issue arrived today!

Some of my boyfriends have been listing their blog stats.  Here are some of mine:
  • 26622 pageviews, 210 posts, 32 followers.
  • My biggest pageviews by country are the US, Russia, and the UK.  Russia?  For spam, no doubt.
  • 69% of my viewers use Windows OS.  (heh heh heh, 69; as pointed out by David J.)
My niece and her husband are in the process of adopting a child.  Don't know what she will get yet; the process can take from 12-18 months.  So I knitted a baby blankie in green; goes with every sex!  The design is called "waffles"; anyone have some REAL maple syrup?


Please stop by the Cajun's blog and send him some mojo; he is not having an easy time right now.

Spouse bought a new la-z-boy recliner yesterday.  For himself and Nyla (the cat).  I refuse to use it, preferring the couch instead.  His old one has been through 5 cats and 20 years; time to retire it cause it's losing springs and it lists to one side.

I have not taken the xmoose tree down yet (I've been busy, sue me); this weekend for sure.  It's a 4' fake tree, so no worries about a fire hazard.  AND it's located on my sunporch, which is not heated in the winter.  If you boys think I am going out there in 4F temps for a fucking tree...THINK AGAIN! ;-b

Due to all the rain and melting snow, my back yard is a mud pit.

Just received a menu in the mail today from our local Domino's Pizza franchise; into the recycle bin it went.  I patronize my local greek family-owned pizza joint, TYVM.

The Dog's Mother is a new follower of mine; I found her via Bob's blog.

As Mistress Maddie says; "It's happy hour; grab a cock-a-tail!"  Won't you join me? (raises a buttery nipple in salute to her boyfriends everywhere!)

26 comments:

  1. Gorgeous baby blanket Anne Marie. I love the color and pattern. March will be here before you know it. Wish I could come but that is when my show starts again.

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    1. thank you, dear. for which show are you doing the makeup?

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  2. Just "Dancing with the stars". We do photo shoots and title shots before the actual starting date. Working on "Bones" tomorrow.

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  3. The blanket is beautiful.
    And TDM [The Dog's Mother] is faboosh!

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    1. thank you, dear. TDM is a nice person; thank you for "introducing" me to her!

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  4. Glad to see that I'm sending you some traffic! **hugs**

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    1. send me a man too; now THAT would be an achievement! {{{{{hugs}}}}}

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  5. Oooo! the knitted blanket is very purty :-)

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    1. thank you, mother! :)

      isn't this a fun spot?

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  6. Thanks for the shout-out, Hon! I love referring great blogs to great people... LUV YA!!!

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  7. I saw keep your tree up as long as you enjoy looking at it. :-)

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    1. if I had had the time, it would have come down this past weekend, but...

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    1. oh shit, I totally missed that one; I had to go back and look! must be gettin' old, the brain is slippin'. 69 FOREVER! ;-)

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  9. And just wait till you see The Dogs Mother's gnome garden and her two black labs......they are entertaining! You sure are speaking those buttery nipples of yours! The blogs stats thing still blows my mind. But this head cold thing is getting on my nerves. How dare ye, invade this gin soaked body. Ah hell like those germs will live long!!!!!!

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    1. I KNOW, the dogs are pretty and the gnomes are naughty little things!

      get well soon, dear; soak that virus in gin!

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  10. I admire people who can knit or crochet and make things that are useful and pretty! I don't have the patience or talent for it. Happy New Year!

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    1. thank you most kindly, walt; bonne annee aussi!

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  11. There’s a tradition in Denver to keep holiday lights up until the end of the National Western Stock Show at the end of January.

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    1. I DID NOT KNOW THAT! interesting; you learn something new every day!

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  12. I am now keeping my tree up year-round. It is really just an ornament display pyramid! :-)

    LOVE the green baby blanket! I am enjoying my pereline! Fellow Fans of Anne Marie, did you know this Girlfriend knits like no other? She is a fiber artist.


    Tell Todd to enjoy this new recliner -- amy he bask in its comforts for many years!


    Love,
    Janey

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    1. I am SO glad you like your poncho (or pelerine). some of the boyfriends have seen me knit. and I intend to wear some of my artistic creations at our blogger meetup in 56 days!

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