Sunday, April 27, 2014

Because I Am So Damn Butch...

This is how I spent my Sunday.  Please to be pardoning my ugly grass.




Yeah, you're damn right I put this together by myself!  I must give credit to Spouse though; he went out and purchased it!

In putting the barrow together, I gave myself this:




Yeah, a fucking blister on the important finger (the finger on which we "flip the bird").

I also did some house chores today, like laundry and dishes and cooking (toasted meat-stuffed ravioli) and baking (a gluten-free cornbread, surprisingly dee-lish and moist).  Heh heh heh, I said "meat-stuffed" AND "moist". ;-b

I also fixed the downstairs toilet.




Spouse purchased this new flap along with the barrow and some other garden stuff.

Guess I swing both ways, huh?

38 comments:

  1. Hey if you swing by putting together a wheel-barrow, and baking cornbread, then i guess I swing both ways, too!

    Who knew!??!

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    1. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee, I have a partner! :)

      we can exercise our butch side AND our domestic side on the same day!

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    2. LOL well I am sitting here tryinging to figure out where in philly you are by your grass and walkway....I need a hobby..

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    3. bwhahaha! I think I mentioned I am in plymouth meeting...

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  2. I corrupted my friend with left over fairy garden stuff
    and she is thinking about turning an old wheel barrow
    into a fairy garden. (She has not been talked into gnomes
    yet....)

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    1. both my neighbors have old rusty barrows...but no gnomes.

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  3. You're a gal of many talents! Well done!

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  4. Oh my! I had NO idea! HAHAHAHA (That you were so talented, of course!)

    Peace <3
    Jay

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    1. yeah, the talents...cause I only swing ONE WAY in that other department!

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  5. OMG! At first glance, I thought the shot of your finger was a dick pic! :-b A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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    1. if I have a dick...bwhahahaha! been a girl all my life; ain't no reason to change now. you so funny; smooches! :)

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    2. HA! I didn't say it was yours, Hon! ;-)

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    3. ain't no other dicks around here...no toms or harrys either! ;-b

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  6. When a woman does it it's not butch bc a woman can do everything and anything.

    I thought it was the finger that "plays" with the bird.

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    1. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

      nah, there are more fingers involved in "playing" with the bird! ;-)

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  7. God the next thing you know, you'll be drinking beer, scratching your ass, adjusting your crotch and burping real loud.

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    1. I do all those NOW, save for drinking beer (I don't drink beer; I don't like the taste). now gin, OTOH...

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  8. Look out, spring! Work to do, got work to do...

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    1. yes, spouse DOES have work to do! now if we can only get the lawn tractor running...

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  9. I am super-impressed. Is there no end to your talents? Seemingly not.
    As you like to keep things spick and span you're always welcome to come over here and give things a spruce-up. You'd have a mere 14 years accumulations to deal with, easy-peasy for you, though you'd have to purchase your own passage here and back. Oh, and I've only the one bed, which is shared by self + one pussy (currently visitor Patchy) so 'fraid it would have to be carpet for you, my dear. But do give it some consideration and let me know.

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    1. oh honey, in reality I am a big slob. I despise housework and yardwork. but I do the house stuff whilst spouse takes care of the yard. for large things, we call in professionals.

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    2. Damn! Next time I want the dishes cleaned I'll let you know.

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    3. sorry to disappoint - I am scared of flying and I cannot afford the QM2 cruise ship. you will have to let the pussies lick the dishes, or use biodegradable paperware. see - a solution for everything! ;-)

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  10. You don't strike me as butch but you are a woman with many talents

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    1. yeah, I'm not REALLY butch...I do like working with my hands, putting stuff together or knitting or baking. I was a precocious child.

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  11. Ya gotta wear some gloves, luv!

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    1. yeah, I figured that out after I saw the blister developing. spouse loaned me his winter gloves and that did the trick!

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  12. Oh, Anne Marie! I always knew you were so...so...RUGGED!

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  13. If I had not known how to do things. the house would have fallen apart since my ex could not do anything. He was going to call a plumber instead of unscrewing the little filter screen on the kitchen faucet! He was starting to unscrew the hinges from the front door instead of knocking out the pins. I was definitely NOT butch, just informed.

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    1. I don't know everything, only some things. at least I can read directions! :)

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  14. You rock! Your spouse is lucky, indeed. So versatile. Multi-tasking is typically over-rated (except in bed). Given all your talents... one can only wonder :P - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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    1. FUCK YEAH! I'm afraid the "bed talents" ship sailed many years ago; it was fun while it lasted.

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  15. Blisters and garden utensils go together when it comes to me also. Somehow, there are jobs The Cheaper Half can't manage due to his chubby fingers but my 'slender' ones can!

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    1. cor blimey, this sounds like me & the spouse! :)

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    1. so does spouse! he has already used it to haul downed tree branches off the lawn and a load of mulch for the shrubbery.

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