"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright
Love Sir Mix-a-Lot's original ... HATE Nicki Minaj's bastardization of it (Anaconda). ~ Freckles
good morning, freckles!nicki is a ho, supposedly engaged to a philly law-breaking pimp. she has a big mouth and a fat ass/tits and no brains.
A good song, and I do enjoy a nice bubble butt, but like Jackie Beat, I enjoy BABY Got Front..... I like big cocks and I cannot lie! Go, nuts and I can't deny.That when a man walks in with a bulge in his pants, it puts me in a trance.I get hot. Wanna rip off jeans.I'm the worst of all sized queens.Deep in his shorts he's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.I'll have to post it for you....you'll enjoy. Now go shake that ass gurl!Oh baby, I wanna get wit' cha. And take your picture.
OMB! YES, you MUST post your "baby got front" lyrics! and I KNOW you don't wanna git wit me; the lad, and the professor, and the rich visitor have stolen your eye.I'mma gonna shake my fat ass as I climb the stairs to return to bed. alone. with my teddy bear.
I love "Baby Got Back" and haven't heard it in a long time. Hilarious!I was going to say more, but I read Maddie's comment and it made me completely lose my chain of thought - - in a good way.
maddie DOES have a way of distracting a person, doesn't she? I can't wait to see the rest of the lyrics!
'Spinal Tap' did a homage to the big butt called 'Big Bottom', but this one is definitely more in-your-face! Are you feeling like shaking your rump right now?
"I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day" ... Spinal Tap is my favourite movie. And let's not forget Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls"~ Freckles
fat bottom girls, you make the rocking world go round!
I bet the noble ape would like a big one bouncing in front of him right now!
M'ning, A.M.'fraid that I can't listen to your vids. Seems that when trying to create more disk space one of the progs I mistakenly removed one which enabled audio to function, and I'm not sure how to get it back. So, at moment there's much movement to silence. Still, the visuals do look fine.It's a shame though, as I didn't/don't know the Sir Mix-a-lot at all. Even though I see that it got to the very top on your side for several weeks in '92, over here it only just managed to sidle into the charts up to #56.I know the Natalie C. too, of course. But sad as it was to hear of her rather untimely demise, whenever she sung I could never put out of my mind the unequalled sound of her dad's voice, which always sidetracked me. On the routine front we continue here all as fine as might be hoped. Three pussies snoozing in three different locations - in fact in three different rooms, as is their wont.So you obviously survived the NY revels - though with an unwished for loading of calories, perhaps? Maybe dancing some of it off is exactly what you need right now.A bit chillier now, but nothing like the January weather we're used to. Still, I'll be happy to get through to the 31st and beyond with current temps (upper 40s right now).And btw - I was shocked, utterly SHOCKED, I tell you, to see Miss Middie's contribution above. After the fourth word I had to shield my eyes from the remainder for fear of being corrupted! Goodness only knows how I'm going to get over the trauma.Do have a serene w/e as you return to routine after the festive shenanigans - and put in some special pussy strokes for me, which I know will give you enormous satisfaction too.Byeeeee!
must have something to do with your adobe flash player.I just fed my pussy girls their evening meal, and spouse is out in the kitchen starting dinner (fresh pasta with leftover meatballs and marinara sauce, a slice of my home made honey oatmeal bread, and limoncello for a true italian style meal).winter has finally made its appearance with temps in the high 30s; DO NOT LIKE. I have fresh masks for venturing outside so as not to disturb the asthma.maddie is a very special person; he and I and you and most of my readers like big cocks; we cannot help it.we have been somewhat lazy over the holiday weekend; tomorrow we go grocery shopping for cat food and fresh litter and a few other things.
Oh Raybread...I didn't mean to corrupt you, or give a shock, well maybe. Like Mae West says, "Those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often" But you should need smelling salts I have a ton of them. LOL.
keep up the good work, maddie!
Actually M Maddie, I'm just finding out(!) that 'corrupted' life is, after all, rather fun. Now let's do some web-surfing......A.M., your home-life sounds ever so sophisticated, if that 'bon cuisine' meal is anything to go by. It's just the fact that such things often take around ten times (or more) as long to prepare as to consume that makes me can't be bothered with all that related palaver. I reckon that once the tummy is full then it's full, and it doesn't that much matter what went into it to get it to that point. Within reason, naturally.Well, your Winter has arrived - though delayed, it sounds like. The positive POV is that you've got less time ahead in which it will dominate, at least one will hope. Ours is forecast to remain around 50 for the coming week which suits me fine. A few less potentially disastrous weeks to go.Happy shopping! - or is that now already done. (On a Sunday?!!!)
the marinara sauce and turkey meatballs (store bought) just needed to be heated, the pasta was warmed up, the bread was made on friday by the breadmaker machine, and the limoncello was a small bottle half full. took less than 30 minutes to prepare.we will go to the grocery store this afternoon after the sun warms us up a bit. yes, the stores are open on sunday; that trend began in the 70s.
A lot of our shops open on Sundays here as well. It's just that I don't know anyone who does Sunday shopping - but that could be because I don't know many people!
many of us do shop on sundays; just another day of the week for spouse and I.
back atcha, penguin! :)
While I am sorry that Miss Cole passed away, I still remember her outrage several years ago when Amy Winehouse was honored at the Grammy's. Cole felt that since Amy had drug problems it was wrong to honor her.Cut to this week and Natalie Cole dies from congestive heart failure brought on by her own past drug abuse.I'm just sayin'.....Don't throw stones.
pot meet kettle.
have a great weekend, dear!
Oh My God Becky!
yes; something wrong here?
Elegant is the perfect word to describe Natalie.RIP, Natalie.
yes, she was, wasn't she? drugs took away that elegance.
Miss Cole was a true talent but I can't but wonder if the demands of fame and a famous father contributed to her drug use. In any case another great one has passed. Have a great day.
we will never know, will we? :(
Happy New Year a.m.!
and the same to you and your family, sluggy!
RIP Natalie Cole. I loved Unforgettable, and back in the day it was great to see her contribute Wild Women Do for the Pretty Woman soundtrack.I love this song, and have you seen the live version Mix did with the Seattle Symphony? It's on YouTube and you have to see it.
will go check it out!
Talk about contrasting songs, LOL!
yeah, amirite? I just HAD to throw in my fave natalie song in tribute!
While I'm not so fond of Sir Mix-A-Lot, I do adore Natalie Cole. I've liked her since I was a teenager and still have several of her (vinyl) albums!
I knew "baby got back" was not gonna be everyone's cuppa tea (no rubbish)...
I smiled at "sir mix a lot" as I couldn't find a parking spot at Walgreens with all the people at the gym next door ......
they are shaking their healthy (or unhealthy) butts!
I've been told I could have been the inspiration for Baby Got Back. I would agree, since my ass never fits in full view of a mirror. Happy New Year to you and yours. I too will await these words of Maddie....I dropped my drink when I saw them. Oh Dear.
my fat ass has its own zip code. and I like big cocks and I cannot lie! :)
very elegant indeed.
I KNEW you would go for the elegant over the ridiculous!
I like fat asses and skinny ones. Over here they are called arses. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it!JP
yeah, "arse" ain't the same as "ass". hope you are feeling better, dear.
Missing Natalie already.
RIP, Natalie Cole...
How goes your new year, Anne Marie?
so far so good, 5 days in. back to work. cats are healthy. can't complain.
oh what a dreadful tune was the first one!
duuuuuude! baby got back! shake that healthy butt!