So I stole this from Dr. Spo; sue me.
1. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? can’t remember
1. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? can’t remember
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? yes; it's readable
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? natural smoked white meat turkey breast, no rubbish
5. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS? HELL NO
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS? I doubt it
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? all the time; I am a cynic
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? nope, they were removed in 1960
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? FUCK NO
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? cap'n crunch
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? my shoes (crocs) don't have laces
12. DO YOU THINK YOU’RE STRONG? HELL YEAH; I AM WARRIOR QUEEN HEAR ME ROAR!
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? vanilla
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? eyes first, then smile
15. RED OR PINK? red, the power color
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? stomach
17. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? black pants, pink house slippers
18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? chicken pot pie
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? jazz on NPR
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? RED
21. FAVORITE SMELL? homemade bread
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? spouse
23. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? baseball
24. HAIR COLOR THAT'S REAL? HELL NO; Nice & Easy #108; and the carpet does NOT match the drapes
25. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no
26. FAVORITE FOOD? pizza #1, seafood #2
27. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? happy endings
28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
29. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? black
30. SUMMER OR WINTER? neither; AUTUMN!
31. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs
32. FAVORITE SWEET FOOD? ALL OF THEM
33. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING? A Liar's Autobiography, Graham Chapman
34. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? the UPS logo (at work); at home I use a laptop
35. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST? I quit watching tv in 1999 after MST3K was cancelled
36. FAVORITE SOUND? birds, ocean waves, SILENCE
37. ROLLING STONES or BEATLES? both
38. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE TRAVELED? Rome, Italy
39. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? knitting
40. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? in a hospital in philly