Friday, January 13, 2017

Brain Puke XXIII

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl! 

https://www.indivisibleguide.com = go here to learn how you can RESIST the incoming shitshow!

I swear, many in bloggerland are just plain wacked; they need a good psychiatrist like Dr. Spo

So THAT'S where Hair Dump's fake rug gets its golden color! (smirk)

So where does his orange glow reside...in a can?

I wish the entire Krapdashian/Jenner klan would drop off the face of the earth!

Baseball season starts in 7 weeks!  SQUEEEEEE!

The holiday crap comes down this weekend; takes about 1 hour.

I'mma craving Mexican food - there's a new mom-n-pop joint nearby to check out.

The 4 inches of snow we had last weekend is gone due to temps in the 60s. (does a happy dance)

Just had the fun bags (AKA jahoobies, boobs, girls, tits) cleaned and pressed this week.  All clear.

Next up - annual vampire donation (blood work; 4 tests).  And I gotta give a pee sample; perhaps the lab can send it to el pendejo naranjo afterward...I hear he likes "gold things". (smirk)

One more week before the annihilation begins...

26 comments:

  1. Good to hear the fun bags are bouncy and healthy, Anne Marie! Maybe the mild weather you're having is the perfect opportunity to give them some fresh air!

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  2. Just one week before "draining the swamp" begins in earnest, W.Q. Question is "Who is then going to take over as Pres.?"

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    1. don't know, dude. but we the people are fucked.

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    2. Well, W.Q., at least he didn't appoint one of his sons as Veep, so thankful for small mercies. Would they have been an improvement on the Pen(i)ce? It'd be hard to think that they might have been even worse - though hardly any 'better', I suspect.

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    3. I cannot wait til the impeachment proceedings start!

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    4. Whatever happens we can all be sure that he's going to cast himself in the role of 'victim', the poor diddums! I just don't think that he's capable of thinking another way.

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    5. "victim" - my fat white ass! he was born into money; he wouldn't know how the rest of us survive!

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  3. Text for Movie Preview...
    "Out there in the city change is brewing. From his ivory tower on 5th Avenue, he is plotting resurrection and an end to mealy-mouthed liberalism...

    THE MOVEMENT

    starring Donald J Trump as Julius Caesar
    Jefferson Sessions as Adolf Hitler
    Melodramia Trump as Michele Obama

    In a cinema near you January 17
    Making America Great Again"

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  4. Fun bags cleaned and pressed.
    Thanks for my morning spit-take!

    And the link to The Resistance! I'm'a share that one myself!

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    1. well, gotta get my annual exams! :)

      the link was posted first on my knitting social website; feel free to share!

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    1. girl, you KNOW it's the right thing to do! make sure you and your rare one get yours cleaned and pressed too! :)

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  6. ak! just when you think it can't get any worse - it does.

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    1. and there is much much more worse to come! :(

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  7. Yay for the all clear, but how on earth did they get those suckers to fit in there? I was telling Gorilla over at his place about your jahoobi's! My Christmas décor came down after New Years day. Three days to put , four hours down. But the house is amazingly clean. The boys do such good work.

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    1. the tech knows how to move the girls into position for their close up. it's easier if the fun bags are large and floppy (like mine). I hear the smaller women have a most difficult time.

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  8. EPN reference! LOL!

    Glad to hear you're in good health. I'm craving Mexican food myself. That's why I can't wait to visit the taco shop down the street sometime tomorrow.

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    1. well where do you think I got the reference? ;-b

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  9. I love the cleaned and pressed comment. I have a feeling we will have lots of brain hurls in the next year.

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    1. well, that's what happens during a mammogram! we the people will need to vent and hurl and scream and rant.

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  10. I's waiting for the Bible to burn his hand when he takes the Oath of Office... fire and brimstone... you know?

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  11. Orange is simply unwashed fermented yellow.

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    1. ew ew ew! but what imagery you conjure up! :)

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