Sunday, November 12, 2017

Brain Puke XVII

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!

JFC, stop playing the national anthem before the ball game starts!  It's a fucking football/baseball game, not the fucking Fourth of July!

And while you're at it, get rid of "Kat Bless Amerikkka" in the 7th inning stretch of a baseball game too.

INDICT INDICT INDICT!

It just turned wicked cold here; too damn early to be this cold.

Why don't stupid people come with a sign that indicates how stupid they are? 

It's that time of year when my SAD kicks in and if you are not happy and smiling ear to ear people try and force you to be cheerful.  FUCK YOU! 

Baseball season begins on February 14.

So this happened on Wednesday (avert your eyes if you're squeamish):


Gotta give my boyz a little sugar.  And yes, they petted my pussy and it purred!  Good friends + good food + good conversation = priceless!

Next, for the furkid lovers out there:



Miss Oreo keeping Daddy's pants warm!



Misses Gigi and Nyla napping (what, you want them to load the dishwasher?).

Work has been busy.  Been working M-TH with an off day Friday the past couple months.  Gotta use up those vacation days somehow!

No new knitting to show off this time; several items in progress though.

Several stores I have visited recently have the shitty cheap-ass holiday crap out.  TOO FUCKING EARLY!

I am awaiting the arrival of the mince pies (YUM!) at my grocery store; I just picked up spouse's free turkey (and my lasagna) yesterday.  I don't eat turkey.

LOCK UP every damn GOPrick; none of them are any damn good!

Sometimes I hate being an adult; instead of doing house chores,  I'd rawther (a nod to spo) be knitting and eating bonbons.

40 comments:

  1. Mmmm, I love mince pies too! They are one of my favourite Christmas treats!

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    1. that and plum pudding and fruitcake (small portions of each) for me.

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  2. Ms Care Bear, you look like you can give the warmest, tightest hugs when your fangs and claws are retracted! When you gotta hurl, you gotta hurl, otherwise the crap just festers (ain't that a lovely mental picture).

    Lasagna, mmmmm. I guess I'm feeling better. I empathize with you on your SAD. We didn't know that I suffered from it until we moved from Southern California to Northern. It nixed moving further north. I wish I could knit a bonbon :)

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    1. your first sentence is true, deedles.

      december 21 - the days start to get longer again! :)

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    1. yes; but you will NEVER see my personal pussy on THIS blog! :)

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  4. Loves the pictures. And the kitties (don't tell Abby...) :-)

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    1. kitties are our friends, abby (just like squirrels).

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  5. Just as well that the warmth radiating from every one of these pics doesn't correspond to the scary tone of most of your words, otherwise I'd be getting really worried.

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  6. Speaking of mince pie's, Santa went to see his doctor with a issue. He says, Doctor, I think I have a mince pie stuck up my bum. The doc says, well Santa, drop your drawers and bend over I'll take a look. So the doctor examines him. Yep Mr. Claus, you sure do have a mince pie stuck up there, but worry not, I have cream for that.

    Lovely post and so nice meeting you again. And why are Todd's pants in a pile in the day...what were you two up too?!?!?!?! Love the girl's groove lounge they have there with peace signs and all.

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    1. LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL!!!!! I just sprayed my coke all over from laughter.

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    2. maddie makes her own cream for the mince pie!

      good to see you as always, dear one. oh, and those doughnuts - spouse & I had ours for breakfast this morning...SO FUCKING FABULOUS!

      spouse came home from work and dropped his pants as he always does...oreo immediately curled up in them since they were still warm. the peace sign poster is about 30 years old.

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    3. Those donuts were incredible. I’ll eat Mistress Maddie’s treats anytime!

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    4. "I’ll eat Mistress Maddie’s treats anytime!" - that's what ALL the boyz tell the mistress!

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  7. I'm with you on stupid people. I need an early warning.
    Looks like you MM and Fearsome got along famously, pussy and all!

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  8. I am jealous with envy you dine with such handsome fit guys!!! Two post this week, I love when you post. Didn't baseball just end there??? And your ready to go already?

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    1. I get to see maddie more than fearsome beard; maddie lives 1 hour away, whilst fearsome lives in san diego.

      baseball ended in this city on october 1; and yes, I am ready for it to start up again! 3 months from this tuesday...

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  9. I live up near the Scranton area, and it has gotten cold here a couple weeks ago. We even had a little flurries here last week! Glad to see you had a nice time with your friends. I met the the Mistress this summer. Try being at the pool with him and keep your eyes on his face. Not an ease feat.lol!!!!

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    1. too fucking early to be this cold! 7:30p and it's 33F here.

      the mistress has always been clothed when we meet since we are in public. I can imagine at the raven or the woods it's hard (heh heh heh) NOT to look down...so much beauty all around (and I ain't talking about the trees)!

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  10. I love your hurls! RJJS

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  11. I work in retail... let me tell you about stoooopid people. Not a big mince pie... I know what mince meat is because my grandma used to make it from scratch... ugh.... I'd rather spend my time with a nice ginger man.

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    1. christawmighty, you encounter them constantly. no wonder you go home and drink!

      I don't think they make mince pies like your grandma; my bakery uses cherries, oranges, lemons, raisins, sultanas, pecans as the filling; butter and sugar too.

      wish I knew some ginger men to have fun with!

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    2. Yeah, she used Suet, and inedible things, and raisins, and you had to reheat it to make it soft enough to eat.

      And I keep hoping someone will send my a nice, ginger masseur as a get well present.

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    3. I wish I knew a nice sexy handsome gingerman masseur...

      I don't have to heat my bakery's mince pie; it's already moist & delicious!

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  12. I love these type of entries! They are rawther entertaining.

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  13. I love the kitty pics. Nice to see everyone relaxing.

    I haven't seen holiday decorations up at any stores yet, but when I went to Fry's Electronics (yes it rhymes with Lies, see my blog post) I saw they had fruitcake already for sale.

    I can tell stupid people from a block away. They usually have the American flags flying in front of their homes every single freaking day, but don't follow the rules of the flag.

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    1. the cats relax whilst mommy works her ass off.

      oh christawmighty, the stores round here are full of holiday shit; makes me puke. the grocery store has some shitty fruitcake (small piece) that I bought last year and it was like cardboard. NOT buying that shit again!

      if you fly a flag/have a fish symbol/stick family/NRA sticker on your car, you are instantly recognizable as an idiot. if you have a fish/dove symbol in your advertising, I will not buy from you.

      did you see NFL attendance is UP, not DOWN? bwhahahahaha, the redneck boycott is NOT WORKING!

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  14. Hurl away as often as you would like. Dinner looked like fun, I still owe you a visit.

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    1. oh it WAS fun; those boyz are delightful, funny, and sweet.

      you AND sweet bear visit, not just you!

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  15. The gent on the left is a doppleganger for one of my favorite actors. Mark Bonnar is in two shows I like. One is Netflix Shetland and the other is Amazon Prime Catastrophe.

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    1. the gent on the left is mistress maddie; read all about her exploits at mistressmaddie.blogspot.com!

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    2. My sincere apologies if I offended💜

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    3. oh lawdy no, honey; no offense taken! do check out maddie's blog though; fun, delightful, crazy maddie will have you laughing yer ass off!

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    4. Will do! Thanks Anne Marie♥

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  16. It was so good to see you. I’ll do my best to make sure that it’s not so far between visits!

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    1. WONDERFUL to see you too, darling! you give great hugs!

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