Key Lime Pie (for Bob)

Since Bob said he loves key lime pie (see my last post), I thought I would put the recipe here so that he can make it for himself (and Carlos) by himself!

ingredients:

1 - 9 inch graham cracker pie shell (I cheat here and buy this premade at the grocery store)

1 - 14 ounce can SWEETENED condensed milk (NOT evaporated milk)

3 - egg yolks (yolks only, no whites)

1/2 cup - key lime juice (found in the baking needs aisle) key lime juice linky luv

assembly:

blend milk, egg yolks, key lime juice until smooth

pour into graham cracker crust

bake for 15 minutes at 350 degrees F

garnish with whipped creme (optional)

Brain Puke VI

Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain.  Let's capture some of it here.

Next weekend is a 4 day weekend for me.  Suck it, h8ers!

I hate, detest, despise turkey and ham and every other holiday meal offering described as "the best feast ever"!  Gimme chicken tikka masala with roti and jasmine rice; that's MY idea of a feast!

It was a clusterfuck week at work; next week (3 days) promises to be more of the same.  FML

Please send your healing thoughts/good karma to 2 of my boyfriends who are both undergoing a serious health crisis right now: Saint Lewis and Blair.

My spouse's BFF is paying me to knit him a poncho! :)

I like the way my homemade key lime pies with whipped creme stars turn out.

I am insanely jealous of Shawn from San Diego; he is meeting the great Dr. Spo today in Palm Springs CA!

It's 53 degrees and sunny today; it IS November, right?

I dug out the holiday cards last evening.

WTF? I go to the grocery store after the gym this morning, and the shelves are damn near bare.  Mind, it's Aldi's, so the selection is small to start.  NO FUCKING CANNED SHROOMS!  But I did get everything else I wanted, and spent only $99.

So the GOP can't figure out why Mittens lost.  I'll tell you why: the GOP is comprised of WASP str8 old MEN!  Guess they never heard of women, gays, ethnic people, young people.  And what a bunch of wining crybaby sore losers too!  The best candidate won the job - get the fuck over it!  And maybe they should figure out how to recognize the 47% of us; nah, that will NEVER happen!  Bill (traditional america) O'Reilly can suck mah balls!

Hey, dude in the flag sweatshirt with your 3 out of control crotchfruit in the grocery store: next time, leave the animals at home, mmmkay?  they were old enough (read: over 5 years old) to know how to behave.  Y U NO make them use their indoor voices?  Y U NO tell them not to run?  Y U NO teach them self-control?  Get out the ball gags and leashes!

I have taken to listening to the classical radio station at work.  Why?  NO FUCKING STUPID HOLIDAY COMMERCIALS!  Talk about assault and battery!

Hey, fellow co-irker, your kids are adults now.  Y U still want to run their lives AND get pissed off when they don't follow your "helpful suggestions"?  My egg donor was the same way...until I cut her off 24 years ago!  Fuck that noise!

18 months later, and I still enjoy going to the gym 3x/week.

Baseball season begins again in less then 90 days!  Y U NO come faster?

The laundry and vacuuming ain't gonna do themselves...guess I gotta get off my fat ass and go do the chores!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY BOYFRIENDS!  I am grateful you are part of my life! Smooches! :)

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Rock Steady" - yeah man!  Move those hips!  Shake that ass!

Saturday Night Dance Party!

 

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Celebrate"- because Obama won another term (suck it, redumblicans!) and because it's Ron's birthday!  WOO HOO!

Brain Puke V

Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain.  Let's capture some of it here.

Hurricane Sandy really put a hex on the east coast; my house escaped damage, but others...OMFB.  As of yesterday, my boss still did not have electricity/phone/cable/internet.  In speaking with someone in NY yesterday, she told me that a co-worker's house on Long Island was washed away; all that co-worker had was the clothes on her back.  And you think YOU have it rough!

I give thanks that all my DE boyfriends are safe after Sandy.  And now we know that sean is safe too!

Political ads everywhere I turn this weekend: tv, radio, newspaper, even the fucking websites I visit.  ENOUGH ALREADY!

Hey, bitch in the grocery store, ya think you could stop yabbing on your phone long enough to load the conveyor belt, pack your bags, and put said bags into your car?  AND your conversations were not in the least bit interesting; every fucking aisle I visited, there you were.  STFU already!

To all those people who bought up all the milk/bread/eggs, then lost electricity and the food spoiled, FUCK YOU for wasting food!

NJ gov Christie sucking up to Obama; I thought I had seen everything up to that point.  Oh yeah, Christie, rail against the man until last week, then suck his dick dry for federal disaster money.  Backstabber!

I think I overdid the leg exercises at the gym Thursday night; my knees and thigh muscles are still sore.

To paraphrase a song, "it's the crap, crappiest season of all".  I am starting to see more xmoose shit in the stores/ads/newspapers.  Makes me wanna rent a flamethrower!

I hate turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole.  I think holiday dinners should be grilled salmon, or curry chicken tikka masala, or lasagna, or teriyake pork roast.

I ain't a-buying many gifts this holiday season cause I don't have the cash.  Don't like what I give you as a gift?  Fuck you!  You're lucky if I give you anything at all!

Why no, I DON'T wanna hold your bratley or look at pictures of your derpina potty-training.  Get a fucking life; the whole world does NOT revolve around your crotchdropping.

My Fave Movies - Comedies (Part Deux)

I know that several of my boyfriends like comedy; hell, they think I should be a stand-up comedian myself!  Several of these movies have some great belly-shaking laugh lines.

So comment away - which have you seen/not seen, liked/hated, good/bad memories, acting, good/bad jokes, etc.  I am interested in your thoughts.

(in no particular order, with my comments following)


Young Frankenstein - "it's pronounced 'eye gore'"; "sed-a-give?"; "roll, roll, roll in the hay!"


Life of Brian - "blessed are the cheesemakers?"; Graham Chapman full monty shot (woo hoo!)


Caddyshack - "did somebody sit on a duck?"; baby ruth bar in the pool; "I'm all right, no body worry about me"


Groundhog Day - "I got you, babe"; IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY!; 19th century French poetry


Napoleon Dynamite - vote for Pedro!; "numchuck skillz, computer hacking skillz"; rex kwan do; uncle rico; "I caught you a delicious bass"


A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - "tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight!"


Pee Wee's Big Adventure - "I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel"; "the Alamo doesn't have a basement!"; how I wanted that sweet bike


Mr. Bean's Holiday - Wordless Rowan Atkinson in a sweet comedy


Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle - Neil Patrick Harris wishing for pooty-tang?  yeah, riiiiiiiight!  ;-)


Did I miss anything? I'm SURE you'll let me know!  Smooches! :)

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Everybody Wants To Rule The World" - for my USA boyfriends, 11/6 is VOTE DAY; vote as if your very life depends on it, BECAUSE IT DOES!  Just say NO to Mittens; we DON'T want him ruling our world!

For my non-USA boyfriends, bet you can't wait til this election shit is over; well, neither can we!

OBAMA/BIDEN 2012!  FORWARD!