Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain. Let's capture some of it here.
Hurricane Sandy really put a hex on the east coast; my house escaped damage, but others...OMFB. As of yesterday, my boss still did not have electricity/phone/cable/internet. In speaking with someone in NY yesterday, she told me that a co-worker's house on Long Island was washed away; all that co-worker had was the clothes on her back. And you think YOU have it rough!
I give thanks that all my DE boyfriends are safe after Sandy. And now we know that sean is safe too!
Political ads everywhere I turn this weekend: tv, radio, newspaper, even the fucking websites I visit. ENOUGH ALREADY!
Hey, bitch in the grocery store, ya think you could stop yabbing on your phone long enough to load the conveyor belt, pack your bags, and put said bags into your car? AND your conversations were not in the least bit interesting; every fucking aisle I visited, there you were. STFU already!
To all those people who bought up all the milk/bread/eggs, then lost electricity and the food spoiled, FUCK YOU for wasting food!
NJ gov Christie sucking up to Obama; I thought I had seen everything up to that point. Oh yeah, Christie, rail against the man until last week, then suck his dick dry for federal disaster money. Backstabber!
I think I overdid the leg exercises at the gym Thursday night; my knees and thigh muscles are still sore.
To paraphrase a song, "it's the crap, crappiest season of all". I am starting to see more xmoose shit in the stores/ads/newspapers. Makes me wanna rent a flamethrower!
I hate turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole. I think holiday dinners should be grilled salmon, or curry chicken tikka masala, or lasagna, or teriyake pork roast.
I ain't a-buying many gifts this holiday season cause I don't have the cash. Don't like what I give you as a gift? Fuck you! You're lucky if I give you anything at all!
Why no, I DON'T wanna hold your bratley or look at pictures of your derpina potty-training. Get a fucking life; the whole world does NOT revolve around your crotchdropping.
Anne Marie,
ReplyDeleteYou do indeed have a one of a kind, UNIQUE blog. Man oh man, tell it like it is BABY! LOVE IT! I probably should admit it but this is the way I feel.....sometimes. :)
Ron
yeah, I have the big balls to say it out loud! at least out here. :)
DeleteIf I were there I'd give you a hug.
ReplyDeleteBTW - I finished the milk and eggs before they went bad, bread is a little stale but made good toast for my baloney sandwich and I'm still using the tp.
{{{{{hugs}}}}} ya right back! you have been thru hell; you deserve a vacation!
DeleteI love a good rant and your's are always fabulous!
ReplyDeleteAnd right on, too!
thank you darlin'! smooches! :)
DeleteI wish they would block cell phones in grocery stores. I think that bitch shops at the grocery store I patronize every Sunday. She has the bag boy load her groceries into the trunk of her black S-Class while she talks on the phone. I hope she tips the bag boy but I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t.
ReplyDeleteSorry I have been away, too much work and travel, my apologies!
ReplyDeleteWell political ads will stop tomorrow, lets HOPE for the best FORWARD thinking outcome!
HUGS!
I HAVE MISSED YOU! I was just thinking about you too!
DeleteFORWARD! I am so jumpy about today. but ya know what scares da shit outta me? 4 years from now. no more obama. what then?
smooches and hugs!
i think you should be in congress; you would do a fine job knocking heads together.
ReplyDeleteoooooooooooooooooooh, yeah! a one-woman wrecking crew, that's me!
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