Once upon a time, there were two (cars) who liked to (hop)
in the (cookie).
One day, they visited (Mars). “Look at all the (furry) (cakes) here!”
said the first.
The next day, they went grocery shopping. “I can’t (bounce) the (flower) (loudly) here!” said the second.
As they drove home, they (expelled) a (gooey) (hat).
And their car went (aaaachooo),
requiring them to pull over and wait for a (bicycle) to provide roadside assistance.
When they arrived home, they (pedaled) a (rusty) (pipe) (snarkily) and partied all night long. Then they (shouted) in each other’s (ear).
The end.
Having read all the entries, I think this one takes the honours. Sounds like the meanderings of a spaced-out hobo offering his spliff to any passer-by who'll stop and give him an ear.
ReplyDeletesmoke 'em if you got 'em! PS - go read sean r's new blog "the frozen chosen"!
DeleteThis is great! I couldn't have planned it better!
ReplyDeletetrue dat, baybee! :)
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