Monday, January 21, 2013

YO Raybeard's Mad Libs Philly-Style YO

Once upon a time, there were two (tambourines) who liked to (reverberate) in the (anchovy).

One day, they visited (Purgatory).  “Look at all the (dismal) (rhinoceri) here!” said the first.

The next day, they went grocery shopping.  “I can’t (crash) the (plenitude) (winsomely) here!” said the second.

As they drove home, they (triangulated) an (erotic) (pancreas).

And their car went (ululation), requiring them to pull over and wait for a (dissonance) to provide roadside assistance.

When they arrived home, they (purred) a (gelid) (tournament) (randomly) and partied all night long.  Then they (ejaculated) in each other’s (nostril).

The end.

6 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    OK, I GOT it now! This is too funny, and now I have to dry out my keyboard because I had a mouthful of water until I got to the erotic pancreas.

    Peace <3
    Jay

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    1. see? I TOLD you it was fun! I just published yours!

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  2. Well, at least the final sentence was worth waiting for.

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    1. I had the spouse snorting with laughter whilst I was reading your entry aloud. you DID create a funny with your $1 words!

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    2. Maybe it's funnier when created by someone else - though the final sentence was a happy little 'accident'.

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    3. I don't care, it's still funny...ALL of it! :)

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