Once upon a time, there were two (horses) who liked to (chase) the (cat).
One day, they visited the (bathroom). “Look at all the (dirty) (stoves) here!” said the first.
The next day, they went grocery shopping. “I can’t (cook) the (egg) (purple) here!” said the second.
As they drove home, they (drove) an (erratic) (computer).
And their car went (kerpow), requiring them to pull over and wait for a (pen) to provide roadside assistance.
When they arrived home, they (bled) a (lazy) (sluggard) (nicely) and partied all night long. Then they (ran) in each other’s (finger).