Once upon a time, there were two (horses) who liked to (chase)
the (cat).
One day, they visited the (bathroom). “Look at all the (dirty) (stoves) here!”
said the first.
The next day, they went grocery shopping. “I can’t (cook) the (egg) (purple) here!” said the second.
As they drove home, they (drove) an (erratic) (computer).
And their car went (kerpow),
requiring them to pull over and wait for a (pen) to provide roadside assistance.
When they arrived home, they (bled) a (lazy) (sluggard) (nicely) and partied all night long.
Then they (ran) in each
other’s (finger).
The end.
Oh good grief, this is too funny. I'm glad I went peepee a few minutes ago! I hate wetting my pants!
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Jay
I am doing this at work (my boss is away for the week). I am trying my hardest not to snort with laughter at some of the sentences. I am contemplating mixing sentences from each of the submissions.
Deleteand I have a GREAT story for next time already lined up!
Great start to this one - and cooking an egg 'purple' is so vivid!
ReplyDeleteyeah; HOW does one DO that?!?
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