Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl
that is my brain. Let's capture some of it here.
I received some hate-fil-a-hole coupons in the mail today. Guess where they wound up? IN THE DIRTY TRASH!
Cripes, next weekend is the unofficial start of summer: Memorial Day Weekend. I'll stay home, thanks.
Work has been VERY slow the past 2 months. Not good. :(
Hawaiian pizza sure tastes good after a long work week!
Sweet baby cheeses, Beyonce is preggers; now we will have to hear every fucking tiny detail about THIS cow on top of Kash Kow and Kate Middleton and Jessica Simpson. Who gives a shit!
Every time I go grocery shopping, the prices keep rising. Unfortunately, my income is not.
I think I can finally turn off the heat at night. The quilts stay on the beds, just in case.
Why are they still playing pro basketball? It's damn near June.
Why are most people so fucking stoopid they couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag?
I saw a baby bunny in my back yard last night!
One of spouse's tomato plants has yellow flowers!
Those tornadoes in TX - OMB! I hope I never have to experience anything like that in my lifetime.
Someone down the street has a Harley; every fucking time he leaves his house, he just HAS to make as much noise as he can with that thing. Guess what, asshole? You are not impressing anyone; cut it out NOW!
We are too damn broke to take a long vacation this year (again). We will NOT max out the credit cards to go on vacation, like some of our fellow Americans do. Instead, day trips to local venues in October will tide us over.
My baseball team has been one frustrating thing after another this year.
Why do I wake up every morning with a hairball (or what feels like a hairball)? The cat kids are a bad influence on me.
Weekends are never long enough.
I just saw a robin slurp a big worm down his throat. Reminded me of spaghetti. And something so wonderfully naughty (hee hee).
The damn grass needs mowing again. And the laundry ain't gonna wash itself.
And Pat Robertson is an old misogynist tool.
Morning girl... we have a yellow bloom on our tomato plant too... and our grass needs cutting, but rainy days now and tomorrow...ughhh
ReplyDeletemorning, you sexay thang! cloudy here right now. have a good weekend; hoist a vodka fresca in my direction!
DeleteThey just built a Chick-fil-A-hole in Smallville. i won't be going.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce needs to sit down.
is preggers; now we will have to hear every fucking tiny detail about THIS cow on top of Kash Kow and Kate Middleton and Jessica Simpson. Who gives a shit!
Why are they still playing pro basketball? It's damn near June. I know! Right!!
We get tornado watches/warnings every so often, but have yet to have one. That sound you hear is me knocking wood.
Vacation? We haven't even thought about it.
Human hairballs. I'm.Dying.Over.Here. =)
Weekends are never long enough. Agreed.
I just finished the lawn, and the laundry awaits. It never ends.
Have a nice weekend! And thanks for the good thoughts and wishes about my sister. I truly appreciate it.
you are welcome, dear; please convey my positive thoughts to your sister for me.
Deletelaundry is done, and so is the gym. trash is out. not enough dirty dishes to turn on the dishwasher. think I will go take a nap.
I couldn't agree more with you on Kate Middleton... Distracting the mass from REAL problems I guess.
ReplyDeleteNoise pollution . . . Harley's . . . loud truck mufflers . . . golf carts in airports automatically beeping . . . etc. I love beautiful sounds such as music, birds singing, BUT I HATE NOISE!!!
ReplyDeleteDavid
PS: The grass was cut on Thursday, and I am going to do the laundry now.
to much damn noise pollution, if ya ask me. my house is on a flight path to PHL and a local airport. some days...
Deletespouse will cut the grass tomorrow; it's raining here right now.
My vacation will be to WV/OH to visit family and friends and a youth choir reunion. That's about it. Free room at least at my brother's house.
ReplyDeletePeace <3
Jay
yeah, I hears ya. our away vacation this year was the blogger meetup. and there is so much in this area we have not seen yet.
DeleteYou mention that work has been slow. I seem to remember you saying in a previous post that your company has had dealings w/ Corning Incorporated.
ReplyDeleteI grew up in the Corning area, and am very familiar with the company. (I actually worked there for a few years.)
It's ... a small world ... after all...
yep. our instruments are sold to the glass and plastics industries. and I have toured the corning glass factory a couple of times. if ya wanna geek out, take a look at my company's website: www.strainoptics.com.
Deletemy boss maintains the website. thanks for looking!
DeleteAny company that is able to make a go of producing and selling real, durable goods is of interest to me, especially the ones that can do it in this country.
Deletethat we do!
DeleteOh Anne Marie, I'm afraid that I just love the chicken that shall not be named. I found out about it 30 years ago when I lived in Texas, I was in the Air Force. It's not much of a hardship now, the nearest one is 1.5 hours away. I took the whole week of Memorial day off. I've got dozens of bunnies in my yard, you want some? I've lived here in the midwest most of my life, yet to see a tornado in person. But a coworker wasn't so lucky, a EF4 hit his farm. And last but not least I mowed the damn grass this afternoon. Now my mind isn't the only thing that's filthy! ;=) One side note Kelly/RICGD looks like he's a real cutie! Later Girl.
ReplyDeleteyes, the h8ers make great tasting chicken. but so does wendy's and KFC, and they don't h8.
Deletemy spouse is also taking memorial day week off to do some home outdoor projects.
DOZENS of bunnies? sounds like the bunnies are good at doing what bunnies do. ;-b
you filthy thing! a filthy mind is a healthy mind!
and kelly - OMB, he is so hawt! if he were str8... :-) go check out his blog, he LOVES comments! in person, he is such a sweetheart and gives wonderful hugs!
get it out, grrl!
ReplyDeleteis Hawaiian pizza < spam and pineapple? My favorite !
ReplyDeleteHI SPO! :)
Deletearound here, hawaiian pizza is pineapple and canadian bacon.
"I don't like spam!" (said in a high-pitched graham chapman voice)
spam spam spam spam spam and spam. oh and eggs. Now that I got at out of my system! When I lived in Hawai'i, breakfast was rice, eggs, and spam and maybe a cup of chopped pineapple at Zippy's resturant on Kam. highway yummy! Even though I'm a haole I took part of the islands with me.
Delete"baked beans are off!"
DeleteI have never been to HI; it's one of the 10 states I have yet to visit.
Fuck basketball - at least it's a summer sport. They're still playing HOCKEY!
ReplyDeleteRecycle those Chic-fil-a-shit coupons at another fast food place - most take competitors. Then you can also tell them why you're not using them.
Rain all week = lots of grass to cut.
Great idea about recycling those coupons, Sean. That screws CFA twice...no business, plus they are then paying for their competitors advertising. Who do you find takes the coupons?
Deletewhat sort of tomato plants, i wants to know?
ReplyDeleteI will have to check with the farmer (spouse) and let you know.
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