Sunday, July 12, 2015

Ask And You Shall Receive - Part 3

Several of my boyfriends have all written similar posts - ask me anything.

Well, because I have no shame, and I steal ideas from others, and I have some fairly new readers/followers (like gorilla bananas), I'mma gonna do it too!

Please feel free to ask me anything ya wanna know.  Of course, I reserve the right to plead the 5th Amendment if the information revealed would be too painful, or would harm another.  Answers will appear in a subsequent post.

So get down on it (with a gin-n-tonic or a cosmo in hand)!

46 comments:

  1. Did you ever do something in a state of advanced inebriation (or even when stone-cold sober) that makes you now cringe? You may tell of several different occasions. The more, the better - for us readers.

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    1. I drove home severely drunk one night (this was whilst in college). didn't kill anyone; got into bed and the bed spun so fast it made me hurl. NEVER got that drunk EVER again.

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    2. Well, thanks for that, A.M.. I think that, unfortunately, a lot of people have done that - (except me who can't drive) - but I was really hoping to read something particularly unique to you. Now if you'd hurled over, as a completely random example, Dan Quayle, now that would have raised a few titters - and perhaps some applause too. But thanks anyway for this little 'window' into the less 'savoury' parts of your life.

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    3. "I'm a good girl, I am!" - eliza doolittle

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    4. Drat! I'd get more salacious tit-bits out of Pope Frankie! Undeterred, I'm going to have another go (should you permit me, of course):-

      Have you ever had a confrontation with the police i.e. with you as the actual or wrongly suspected perpetrator of a crime. (Please don't say "Never!")

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    5. 3 times - 1 speeding ticket (I was guilty), and 2 car accidents (I was rear ended - and not in a good way) both times.

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    6. I'M SHOCKED!
      Ray got upset when I said I was going to kill my cats (just joking, of course) but he doesn't care if you run over Dan Quayle.What's this world coming to?????

      Whatever happened to Quayle, anyway?

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    7. per wikipedia: "As of 2014 Quayle and his wife reside in Paradise Valley, Arizona. Quayle currently serves as the chairman of global investments at Cerberus Capital Management."

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    8. That sounds boring......but, then, he was always boring.

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    9. you got THAT right! and his wife, with her 1960s hairstyle...UGH!

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    10. I hadn't meant, as Jon suggested, that you should have RUN OVER Mr Potatoe-head Quayle, A.M. Heaven forbid! (Though it sure is tempting.) Merely to have retched over him, as you knew.

      Your confessions re driving incidents are a bit closer to the mark but still, regrettable though they undoubtedly were, don't smack of a unique trademark for YOU. I can see that I'll just have to get my rocks off by reading your replies to the questions of others.

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    11. sorry to disappoint, but I am NOT a wild child.

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  2. Any question?! Really? OK.

    Have you ever made love to a woman?

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    1. nope, I don't swing that way; I loves da menz only.

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    2. OK, thanks, but what I should have asked was have you ever slept with a gay man?

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    3. nope, have never had the opportunity. I HAVE slept over at a boyfriend's house in my own guest room. which boyfriend? I'll never tell!

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  3. If you could go on a trip to anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

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    1. austria = my maternal grandmother's parents came from there. music, linzer torte, mountains, art, wiener schnitzel...what's NOT to love!

      aruba = because it's there and looks like a fun place to vacation.

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  4. What do you think about me? Am I egotistical? Am I a narcissist? =)

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    1. you're a big hunka hunka burning luv! and a good friend! and a good daddy to the furkids! smooches!

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  5. Where is your favorite place to shop?

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    1. food = aldi

      clothing = dress barn (but I wish we didn't have to wear clothes!)

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  6. I get to have two since I met you right? First, If one movie or movie character could sum up your life who or what movie would it be? Second, should we go out again and debach?

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    1. question #2 (heh heh heh, #2) - OH FUCK YES! THE SOONER THE BETTER!

      question #1 - the unsinkable molly brown, starring debbie reynolds.

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    2. Thank you. I know you'll be shocked, but mine would be Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame. I know........ shocking right?

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  7. Gorilla Bananas asked the same question that I was going to ask. So - - now that we've established the fact that you've never had sex with a woman - I'll have to think of something else.
    How about this - -

    Why are you so attracted to gay men ?
    (besides the fact that we're all adorable and fabulous)

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    1. intelligent, honest, handsome, trustworthy, fun, good sense of humor - all my boyfriends have a combination of these traits.

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    2. You're right on target.

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    3. FUCK YEAH! it's difficult at best to find intelligent people out there; people who share your interests; people who are fun to be around.

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  8. What is the capital of South Dakota?

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    1. pierre, pronounced PEER. and I didn't have to look it up either! :)

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  9. How did you meet your partner? Are you married?

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    1. husband and I met via a personal ad in a free weekly Washington DC paper. he placed the ad, I answered. he used the words "monty python" in his ad, and I was hooked.

      that was in 1991. we will celebrate anniversary #23 in October.

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    2. I remember you telling me that story, If I placed an ad like that and they mentioned Benny Hill.....I'm all theirs.

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    3. OMB, I LOVE BENNY HILL TOO! :)

      marry me?

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  10. Do you always knit when you are waiting in the lobby bar of downtown hotels to meet someone you have never met before?

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    1. What if this friend, no longer a stranger, were to find himself in Philly again? Could it be possible that after his meetings you might be spotted knitting in a bar, in the lobby, of his hotel?

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    2. Is September nice in Philly?
      Say 15, 16 & 17th?

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    3. Working on the hotel part. Meetings are at the convention center. Flight is now booked.

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    4. squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  11. So tell us about your life?

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