Several of my boyfriends have all written similar posts - ask me anything.
Well, because I have no shame, and I steal ideas from others, and I have some fairly new readers/followers (like gorilla bananas), I'mma gonna do it too!
Please feel free to ask
me anything ya wanna know. Of course, I reserve the right to plead the
5th Amendment if the information revealed would be too painful, or would
harm another. Answers will appear in a subsequent post.
So get down on it (with a gin-n-tonic or a cosmo in hand)!
Did you ever do something in a state of advanced inebriation (or even when stone-cold sober) that makes you now cringe? You may tell of several different occasions. The more, the better - for us readers.
ReplyDeleteI drove home severely drunk one night (this was whilst in college). didn't kill anyone; got into bed and the bed spun so fast it made me hurl. NEVER got that drunk EVER again.
DeleteWell, thanks for that, A.M.. I think that, unfortunately, a lot of people have done that - (except me who can't drive) - but I was really hoping to read something particularly unique to you. Now if you'd hurled over, as a completely random example, Dan Quayle, now that would have raised a few titters - and perhaps some applause too. But thanks anyway for this little 'window' into the less 'savoury' parts of your life.
Delete"I'm a good girl, I am!" - eliza doolittle
DeleteDrat! I'd get more salacious tit-bits out of Pope Frankie! Undeterred, I'm going to have another go (should you permit me, of course):-
DeleteHave you ever had a confrontation with the police i.e. with you as the actual or wrongly suspected perpetrator of a crime. (Please don't say "Never!")
3 times - 1 speeding ticket (I was guilty), and 2 car accidents (I was rear ended - and not in a good way) both times.
DeleteI'M SHOCKED!
DeleteRay got upset when I said I was going to kill my cats (just joking, of course) but he doesn't care if you run over Dan Quayle.What's this world coming to?????
Whatever happened to Quayle, anyway?
per wikipedia: "As of 2014 Quayle and his wife reside in Paradise Valley, Arizona. Quayle currently serves as the chairman of global investments at Cerberus Capital Management."
DeleteThat sounds boring......but, then, he was always boring.
Deleteyou got THAT right! and his wife, with her 1960s hairstyle...UGH!
DeleteI hadn't meant, as Jon suggested, that you should have RUN OVER Mr Potatoe-head Quayle, A.M. Heaven forbid! (Though it sure is tempting.) Merely to have retched over him, as you knew.
DeleteYour confessions re driving incidents are a bit closer to the mark but still, regrettable though they undoubtedly were, don't smack of a unique trademark for YOU. I can see that I'll just have to get my rocks off by reading your replies to the questions of others.
sorry to disappoint, but I am NOT a wild child.
DeleteAny question?! Really? OK.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever made love to a woman?
nope, I don't swing that way; I loves da menz only.
DeleteOK, thanks, but what I should have asked was have you ever slept with a gay man?
Deletenope, have never had the opportunity. I HAVE slept over at a boyfriend's house in my own guest room. which boyfriend? I'll never tell!
DeleteIf you could go on a trip to anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?
ReplyDeleteaustria = my maternal grandmother's parents came from there. music, linzer torte, mountains, art, wiener schnitzel...what's NOT to love!
Deletearuba = because it's there and looks like a fun place to vacation.
What do you think about me? Am I egotistical? Am I a narcissist? =)
ReplyDeleteyou're a big hunka hunka burning luv! and a good friend! and a good daddy to the furkids! smooches!
DeleteWhere is your favorite place to shop?
ReplyDeletefood = aldi
Deleteclothing = dress barn (but I wish we didn't have to wear clothes!)
I get to have two since I met you right? First, If one movie or movie character could sum up your life who or what movie would it be? Second, should we go out again and debach?
ReplyDeletequestion #2 (heh heh heh, #2) - OH FUCK YES! THE SOONER THE BETTER!
Deletequestion #1 - the unsinkable molly brown, starring debbie reynolds.
Thank you. I know you'll be shocked, but mine would be Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame. I know........ shocking right?
DeleteSHOCKING! life's a banquet!
DeleteGorilla Bananas asked the same question that I was going to ask. So - - now that we've established the fact that you've never had sex with a woman - I'll have to think of something else.
ReplyDeleteHow about this - -
Why are you so attracted to gay men ?
(besides the fact that we're all adorable and fabulous)
intelligent, honest, handsome, trustworthy, fun, good sense of humor - all my boyfriends have a combination of these traits.
DeleteYou're right on target.
DeleteFUCK YEAH! it's difficult at best to find intelligent people out there; people who share your interests; people who are fun to be around.
DeleteWhat is the capital of South Dakota?
ReplyDeletepierre, pronounced PEER. and I didn't have to look it up either! :)
DeleteHow did you meet your partner? Are you married?
ReplyDeletehusband and I met via a personal ad in a free weekly Washington DC paper. he placed the ad, I answered. he used the words "monty python" in his ad, and I was hooked.
Deletethat was in 1991. we will celebrate anniversary #23 in October.
I remember you telling me that story, If I placed an ad like that and they mentioned Benny Hill.....I'm all theirs.
DeleteOMB, I LOVE BENNY HILL TOO! :)
Deletemarry me?
Do you always knit when you are waiting in the lobby bar of downtown hotels to meet someone you have never met before?
ReplyDeleteWhat if this friend, no longer a stranger, were to find himself in Philly again? Could it be possible that after his meetings you might be spotted knitting in a bar, in the lobby, of his hotel?
DeleteIs September nice in Philly?
DeleteSay 15, 16 & 17th?
Working on the hotel part. Meetings are at the convention center. Flight is now booked.
Deletesqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
DeleteSo tell us about your life?
ReplyDeletewhadda ya wanna know?
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