OK, so I stole this from Dr. Spo, but I found it on Travel Penguin's blog first. Props to both! My comments in red.
1 Leaves the bathroom light on upon exiting. - never; I don't even turn it on cause I can pee in the dark
2 Leaves the TV going when he is not in the room. - never; I don't watch tv
3 Puts keys down next to the ‘key bowl’, not in it. The other fellow continually corrects this. - never; they go in my purse
4 Answers the phone (rather than screening calls) yet becomes annoyed it is a telemarketer. - never; I am a screener
5 Laundry is done infrequently, en masse, when there are no more clean garments, rather than in continual small loads. - 2 or 3 loads a week I do
6 Often eats standing up at the counter in order to watch TV rather than sitting at table with the other. - never; see #2 (heh heh heh, I said "#2")
7 Throws out recyclables even though there is a ‘recycle bin’. The other man retrieves and puts them where they ought to go. - NEVER! Blasphemy! Save the planet!
8 Directly drinks out of the milk carton. Despite twenty
years of mutual germs this action makes the other one not want to drink
milk anymore. - never; I get my calcium via greek yogurt or cheese or ice cream
9 Leaves half-consumed beverages all over the house. - spouse
10 Saves even the smallest of leftovers ‘to avoid waste’ only to have them thrown out later when they go horrid. - spouse
11 Won’t watch something on TV without doing two or three other things as well, only to ask the other what is going on. - see #2 (heh heh heh)
12 Plays Enya. - OMFB NO 1000 TIMES NO NEVER NADA NIL ZERO ZIP ZILCH!
13 Uses 2-3x more pots, pans, and kitchen utensils than is necessary when cooking. - spouse
14 Clothes are folded first by sorting them into taxonomies
rather than as they come out of the hamper. We’ve learned clothes
folding is best done solo. - never; you think I got time for this shit? He hangs, I fold
15 Sleeps with the bedroom door open to the certain doom of us all. - both of us
16 Doesn’t put spices and herbs back to their original position which is ~ alphabetical order. - never; you think I got time for this shit? Just put them back and no one gets hurt
Well, it seems that I am my own person. Unique. A blue diamond. I AM WARRIOR QUEEN, HEAR ME ROAR!