Sunday, June 12, 2016

What If...

...Charlie Brown and Snoopy went to the leather shop to buy a new dog collar...FOR CHARLIE BROWN?




...Billy gets a beer instead of milk with his pizza?



...Dennis lights up Broadway in his one-man singing/dancing drag queen cabaret act?




 What would YOU like to see?

18 comments:

  1. What the hell was in your oatmeal this morning? But to answer your question, I wouldn't mind seeing Willie Gomez under me.

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    1. I had swedish meatballs (heh heh heh, I said "balls") for breakfast. I just woke up this morning with the charlie brown thought...

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    2. PS - I just googled willie gomez...OMB! :)

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  2. I've always thought that Charlie brown was Snoopy's bitch.

    Beer and pizza? Yes. Beer and milk? Put me down, now.

    And I do love a cabaret act.

    Willie Gomez. Oh yassssssss!

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  3. How about Bill the Cat wearing a black garter belt and fishnet stockings? Oh wait, he already has on several occasions. Oh, that Bloom County!

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    1. I have ALWAYS loved me some "bloom county" and "calvin & hobbes". bill the cat says: "aaaack! phfffft!"

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  4. I'm keeping mine clean. Snoopy was my favorite when I was in elementary school, so I want to see him and his dog house fly... for real.

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    1. and to see inside the dog house, with all the artwork and the pool table and and and...

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  5. "It's the Great S&M Orgy, Charlie Brown".
    I always had a feeling that Charlie Brown secretly wanted to wear a dog collar and be led around on a leash. And who would be his Bitch Mistress? Why, Lucy - of course! She has the perfect personality for it.

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    1. Sorry - - Willie Gomez doesn't turn me on.....

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    2. I had the same thought about lucy as a dom about 2 hours ago.

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  6. I'd like to see Charlie Brown kiss the red-haired girl...and Schroeder fuck Lucy doggy-style. :)

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    1. WOO HOO! although I think schroeder would rather get it on with his piano!

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  7. I think Charles is Peppermint Patties bitch even though she's actually Marcy's lover. She just keeps him on the side for her kinkier days. It's complicated.

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  8. Bill and Hillary on Dr. Phil and Lucy sitting on Charlie Brown's face.

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    1. I can see the second item happening; the first item is a pipe dream.

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