Sunday, January 1, 2017

Brain Puke XXII

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl! 

2017 is gonna suck big time.  No doubt about it.  How to cope?  Get up off your ass and volunteer your time getting Democrat candidates elected in 2018!

(Drama) Queen Quentin is back with a vengeance.  "There's a pine cone on my driveway; it's devaluing my property and my neighborhood!"  "A bird shit on my windshield!"  "My neighbor didn't acknowledge me this morning!"  Queen Quentin is all about the first world problems...wonder how he would like living in Syria?   No logic, no common sense, no brains.  Dumbass!

The xmess holiday was quiet, just spouse and I and the cats.  Here are some holiday pix.


The tree with unopened prizes (a nod to Dr. Spo).

 

Spouse mouse pads (from the cats).  Get it?


Spouse BATMAN model; looks just like Adam West (rawr)!


A peace lizard shirt for me.


Another shirt for me.  It says: "if you can't say anything nice about anyone, come sit by me and we'll make fun of them together!"


Another shirt for me.  I plan to wear this on January 20, 2017.


Because I'm all about the booze.  Back off, Maddie!


Spouse finished his Alfred E. Newman model; the sign says "love thy neighbor", Alfred is flipping you off, and he has a hatchet in his hand.  Kinda looks like the poster boy for the incoming administration, eh?

This is what Miss Nyla thinks:

 

"SAY WHAT?"

40 comments:

  1. Love the shirts - I make a killer butterscotch martini (Vodka.) Hurl more often, we enjoy hearing from you.

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    1. Careful, If you drink TOO MANY martinis you will hurl and not in an enjoyable way. Believe me as I'm one who knows from years of experience!

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    2. I had one on NYE and one on NYD. no hurling necessary!

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  2. I was getting "Bitch, please," from Nyla, or maybe that was just me??

    I love the Alfred E Neuman doll after our little issue with our neighbors.

    Cheers to 2017 because it'll get those of us who sat on our asses and did nothing last year, like VOTE, up and doing something! Resist!

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    1. hell, at least I voted. I know several people that did NOT vote, or voted for the orange shitstain.

      yeah, I can see "bitch please" from nyla.

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  3. That's a nice haul of liqueurs . . . can I come over and help you sample them?

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    1. soitenly (said in a curly howard voice). white chocolate, butterscotch, irish cream, and chambord (raspberry; not pictured). I also have gin. what's your pleasure?

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  4. Nyla looks quite fed up while trying tolerantly to bear your/our human idiosyncrasies.

    That 'Nasty Woman' logo has gone universally viral. I wonder what genius thought up that phrase? Can only have been someone really 'smart' ;-)

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    1. bwhahahahahaha! HNY, dear raybeard and pussies!

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    2. To you too, W.Q. Can't say it too many times 'cos it's sincere!

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    3. smooches! we just finished lunch and soft jazz is on the radio. the cats are napping, of course.

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  5. 2017 is full of promise. Let's hope it gets better. rjjs

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    1. yes, but it's also going to suck for many of us REAL americans.

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    1. SNOW????? it's sunny and 44F here.

      HNY to all at your house, including the gnomes.

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  7. Happy New Year🎈🎈🎈🎈 No worries of me coming for your hootch. I don't drink creamy liquids. And your right, people need to get off theirs asses and clean the house and government on both sides. so many sitting there doing nothing but taking up space and being carried out. But they will not rain on my parade, Dump included!!!! Is your pork in yet????

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    1. "I don't drink creamy liquids" - bwhahahahahaha! I don't believe you!

      "Is your pork in yet????" - such a dirty double entendre! it's been in the slow cooker since 11a.

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  8. Miss Nyla is beautiful, I love her expression, and I can certainly see it's true what she thought.

    I wish you and yours much happiness in this year of 2017.

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  9. I love those t-shirts, and I absolutely adore the look Miss Nyla gave. I think I did the same when it was a minute before midnight where I'm at.

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    1. I look good in the shirts too. spouse took that nyla pix; I think she had just awakened from a nap.

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  10. fabulous photos!
    May 2017 be better than you fear.

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    1. thank you, spo; HNY to you and someone and harper!

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  11. Was just at the Mistress Borghese's and saw your comments. A proud sister is ALRIGHT IN MY BOOK!!! A Happy New Year to you and your beautiful cat. I have three.....Moe, Larry and Curly.

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    1. SISTAH! I too have 3 cats - nyla, gigi, and oreo. born & raised in the city, now live in da burbs.

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  12. Haha, I'd almost forgotten about Alfred E. Newman! Have the younger generation heard of him? Thanks for another pretty pussy picture!

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    1. the younger generation has not heard of mister rogers, yet alone alfred e. newman. I would post a pix of my pussy, but it would gross people out.

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  13. I do like that lizard shirt. Lizards are cool. I used to know a couple of lounge lizards once, they were really cool.

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    1. lizards and snakes ARE cool. lounge lizards...not so much.

      would you believe me if I told you the lizard shirt is really a guy's t-shirt? I find much more interesting shirts in the men's section.

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  14. LOL on the "come sit by me" shirt. Time to dish! :)

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    1. and my blogger friends are SO GOOD at doing this!

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  15. Yes!
    We all must volunteer time to get democrats elected in 2018.
    We
    Must
    Start
    Now
    If we start now we can and will do it.
    Volunteer! It's the best way to do something about it.

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  16. I like the windows behind the tree. Looks like a great place to read.

    LOVE the shirts!! Happy new year, Doll.

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    1. that's my sunporch (off the living room). it is a great place to read, knit, listen to baseball on the radio. the cats LOVE to curl up on the furniture and nap.

      HNY back atcha, luv!

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  17. Only 3 bottles? Way to go!
    Happy New Year Hug.
    JP

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    1. HELL YEAH! actually, there is a 4th bottle not pictured - chambord.

      love ya back, lil bro! :)

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  18. LOVE!!!! LMAO!!! WE think the same!

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    1. esp. about spouses! (grin)

      I found you on "I should be laughing", and "shaker heights" and "corporate slave".

      rant away, sistah!

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