Let's get some things off the jahoobies, shall we? Tis Festivus; time for the Airing of Grievances! Yes, I stole that from Ravager619! First up, a holiday delight from Mistress Maddie. She is a sweet treat unto herself, but:
Wonder what's in here?
The home baked sand tart cookies are almost gone; they are so fucking addictive! Gurl sure can cook! The stollen will be served on xmess morning with (unspiked) eggnog & coffee. Maddie gurl, you are too too much! Love ya! Next up, from spouse's brother & SIL:
This is as far as my decorating got:
Better than nothing. And look, no white stuff outside!
The girls are taking everything in stride:
Miss Gigi loves her (homo depot) cardboard box. See what I did there, Dave?
Miss Nyla loves her daddy's new chair.
Miss Oreo loves to keep watch over her humans.
Now onto some knitting:
This blankie is for my boss and his wife; a new baby boy is coming in March.
This xmess tree skirt is for Michael. I offered to knit him a tree skirt for xmess 2019. This item has 18 triangles; 3 are finished. Oy! January 3 can't come soon enough. Neither can more Mueller subpoenas/indictments!
(Drama) Queen Quentin needs a kick in the ass; so many first world problems he has (bird poop on his car, the mail carrier didn't say "good morning" to him, etc.). I'd like to see him trade places with a refugee child in a cage in Texas.
To the bitchcunts standing in the aisles of the grocery store yadda yadda-ing this morning, GTFO my way! Go yadda yadda somewhere else; I got other things to do than listen to you!
Bobdammit, ENOUGH with the fucking cellphones! Pay the fuck attention to your driving, your shopping, your work, etc. To whomever invented that POS, FUCK YOU! Wonder what 2019's gonna bring?
What do you hate most about Xmess? EVERYTHING! What is your least favorite piece of Xmess music? EVERYTHING, except for the "A Charlie Brown Xmess" soundtrack. What traditional Xmess food OTHER THAN FRUITCAKE (too easy) is being sent down the garbage disposal? Believe it or don't, I like fruitcake. One or two small slices and I satiate my desire until next year. Ham, turkey, green beans & fried onions, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, you name it, OUT IT GOES! I prefer seafood for "holiday" meals; salmon, shrimp, crabs and some cock-a-tails. Which animated TV Xmess special leaves you wanting to rip the wallpaper off the walls? A tie: "Frosty the Snowman" and "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town". What was your least favorite Xmess gift ever? ANYTHING from my sperm & egg donors; those bastards would always buy the exact opposite of what I wanted. For whom on your Xmess list is the hardest to shop? Since my gift buying is only for spouse and cats, hella easy! How would you spend this time of year if you weren't caught up in all the "holiday" madness? First, it's a FAKE holiday since there ain't no Jeebus. Second, I rejoice that the passing winter solstice means the days are getting longer again! Third, it's easy NOT to get batshit fucking insane when the end of the year comes along. YOU control your destiny! YOU control your reactions to outside events! My job keeps me busy, as does my knitting and reading. I need nothing more...except for another cock-a-tail or two! HoHoHo!
"It's A Miracle" - that's what the blue wave is!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Celebration" - gay people! trans people! people of color! muslim people! women! REAL Americans were elected to serve we the people! But our work is not yet finished.
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
Since I have no shame, I stole this from Michael. I will tell you three facts about me
and you must guess which one is the lie. Answers on a postcard please.
Ready?
(1) I have spent 15 years at my current job.
(2) I have 2 college degrees, and have never used either of them
on a job.
(3) I have visited all 50 states, Canada, France, Italy, and the UK.
UPDATE: #3 is the lie. I have visited 40 states, Canada, France, Italy, and the UK.
"Everybody Everybody" - GET OUT AND VOTE ON NOVEMBER 6!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Basket Case" = the homegrown white terrorist dump-supporting pipe mail bomber whose name deserves to be erased forever! "Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Rock The Casbah" - so the Saudis commit murder and Donald Dump thinks it's A-OK! "Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
PS - HAPPYBIRTHDAY (October 25) to the one and only Mistress Maddie!
"Tired of Toeing The Line" - I'm gonna find someone new. VOTE BLUE NOVEMBER 6, 2018! "Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Smiling Faces" = every fucking GOPrick in Congress, in state government, and in local government! LOCK THEM UP, VOTE THEM OUT! This week's song suggested by Duchess Deedles.
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Backstabbers" = every fucking GOPrick male in the Senate! Also, the O'Jays are homeboyz, so RECOGNIZE!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Walk A Mile In My Shoes" - says Dr. Christine Ford to the ugly white GOPrick MEN in Congress! RAPE IS RAPE!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Bend Me Shape Me" - Robert Mueller is bending/shaping Paul Manafort!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
PS - HAPPYBIRTHDAY to Linda (September 13) and RJ (September 16) and Jeffrey Breen (September 18), Sassybear's husband!
"Promises Promises" - Donald Dump made many many promises to his rich friends/the Russians/the NRA. As for we the people? We got screwed!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
Sing like no one's listening. AND AND AND today is my 64th birfday. It was Labor Day 1954; my egg
donor labored and gave birth to me at 10:30a, 6.5 pounds. WTF
happened? :)
To see some other people who share my day, go here. So what am I doing to celebrate? At some point, spouse will take me out for cock-a-tails (a nod to the Mistress) and a seafood dinner.
Wish we could get away someplace, but no money stops us. So let's turn on the disco ball, shake those jahoobies, and move those asses instead! Who's with me? First up (just because):
"The Way It Is" - but it doesn't HAVE to be that way! VOTE BLUE 2018!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.
"Whoomp, There It Is" - everyone's whistle-blowing on Donald Dump! Take tha muthafucka down! Keep the indictments coming! "Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.
"Nothing From Nothing" - the Dump is a nothing, and we the people are getting nothing but bullshit from his lips/fingers! "Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"The Great Pretender" - we have an imposter for a president! "I seem to be what I'm not, you see." LOCK HIM UP!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Obsession" - Donnie Dump š Vlad Putin 4 EVAH! "Who do you want me to be, to keep your secret with me?"
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
"Hang On In There Baby" - Mueller is getting closer and closer to the secrets and lies and TRE45ON in the Dump Dictatorship!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
PS - sexy! Johnny Bristol could read the phone book to me; he has that Barry White/Teddy Pendergrass voice going on!
"Games People Play" - and Donald Dump is playing a VERY dangerous game right now. LOCK HIM UP!
"Keep believing. Keep marching. Keep building. Keep raising your voice.
Every generation has the opportunity to remake the world.” - Barack Obama, July 2018
PS - HAPPYBIRTHDAY (July 20) to Joe (Mark's husband)!
My 2001 Hyundai Elantra was starting to die - no air conditioning, no heat, the electrical system was acting strange. 117K miles on her; I bought her in 2006 (used) with 49K miles, one original owner. The dealer gave me $200 trade in value.
The Soul has 26K miles, one original owner.
Everything in this car is in the same spot as my old Hyundai.