From My Brain To My Mouth: seasons

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Saturday, December 26, 2020

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Zat You, Santy Claus?

Seasons Greetings to ALL!

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (December 22) to Walt (https://wcs4.blogspot.com)!

Monday, December 24, 2018

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!

Let's get some things off the jahoobies, shall we? Tis Festivus; time for the Airing of Grievances! Yes, I stole that from Ravager619!

First up, a holiday delight from Mistress Maddie. She is a sweet treat unto herself, but:

Wonder what's in here?

The home baked sand tart cookies are almost gone; they are so fucking addictive! Gurl sure can cook! The stollen will be served on xmess morning with (unspiked) eggnog & coffee. Maddie gurl, you are too too much! Love ya!

Next up, from spouse's brother & SIL:

This is as far as my decorating got:

Better than nothing. And look, no white stuff outside!

The girls are taking everything in stride:

Miss Gigi loves her (homo depot) cardboard box. See what I did there, Dave?

Miss Nyla loves her daddy's new chair.

Miss Oreo loves to keep watch over her humans.

Now onto some knitting:

This blankie is for my boss and his wife; a new baby boy is coming in March.

This xmess tree skirt is for Michael. I offered to knit him a tree skirt for xmess 2019. This item has 18 triangles; 3 are finished. Oy!

January 3 can't come soon enough. Neither can more Mueller subpoenas/indictments!

(Drama) Queen Quentin needs a kick in the ass; so many first world problems he has (bird poop on his car, the mail carrier didn't say "good morning" to him, etc.). I'd like to see him trade places with a refugee child in a cage in Texas.

To the bitchcunts standing in the aisles of the grocery store yadda yadda-ing this morning, GTFO my way! Go yadda yadda somewhere else; I got other things to do than listen to you!

Bobdammit, ENOUGH with the fucking cellphones! Pay the fuck attention to your driving, your shopping, your work, etc. To whomever invented that POS, FUCK YOU!

Wonder what 2019's gonna bring?

Sunday, December 9, 2018

I Stole A Little Xmess Meme...

...from Debra. And it ain't gonna be pretty.

What do you hate most about Xmess?

EVERYTHING!

What is your least favorite piece of Xmess music?

EVERYTHING, except for the "A Charlie Brown Xmess" soundtrack.

What traditional Xmess food OTHER THAN FRUITCAKE (too easy) is being sent down the garbage disposal?

Believe it or don't, I like fruitcake. One or two small slices and I satiate my desire until next year. Ham, turkey, green beans & fried onions, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, you name it, OUT IT GOES! I prefer seafood for "holiday" meals; salmon, shrimp, crabs and some cock-a-tails.

Which animated TV Xmess special leaves you wanting to rip the wallpaper off the walls?

A tie: "Frosty the Snowman" and "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town".

What was your least favorite Xmess gift ever?

ANYTHING from my sperm & egg donors; those bastards would always buy the exact opposite of what I wanted.

For whom on your Xmess list is the hardest to shop?

Since my gift buying is only for spouse and cats, hella easy!

How would you spend this time of year if you weren't caught up in all the "holiday" madness?

First, it's a FAKE holiday since there ain't no Jeebus.

Second, I rejoice that the passing winter solstice means the days are getting longer again!

Third, it's easy NOT to get batshit fucking insane when the end of the year comes along. YOU control your destiny! YOU control your reactions to outside events!

My job keeps me busy, as does my knitting and reading. I need nothing more...except for another cock-a-tail or two!

HoHoHo!