Saturday, November 17, 2012

Brain Puke VI

Lots o shit swirling around in the toilet bowl that is my brain.  Let's capture some of it here.

Next weekend is a 4 day weekend for me.  Suck it, h8ers!

I hate, detest, despise turkey and ham and every other holiday meal offering described as "the best feast ever"!  Gimme chicken tikka masala with roti and jasmine rice; that's MY idea of a feast!

It was a clusterfuck week at work; next week (3 days) promises to be more of the same.  FML

Please send your healing thoughts/good karma to 2 of my boyfriends who are both undergoing a serious health crisis right now: Saint Lewis and Blair.

My spouse's BFF is paying me to knit him a poncho! :)

I like the way my homemade key lime pies with whipped creme stars turn out.

I am insanely jealous of Shawn from San Diego; he is meeting the great Dr. Spo today in Palm Springs CA!

It's 53 degrees and sunny today; it IS November, right?

I dug out the holiday cards last evening.

WTF? I go to the grocery store after the gym this morning, and the shelves are damn near bare.  Mind, it's Aldi's, so the selection is small to start.  NO FUCKING CANNED SHROOMS!  But I did get everything else I wanted, and spent only $99.

So the GOP can't figure out why Mittens lost.  I'll tell you why: the GOP is comprised of WASP str8 old MEN!  Guess they never heard of women, gays, ethnic people, young people.  And what a bunch of wining crybaby sore losers too!  The best candidate won the job - get the fuck over it!  And maybe they should figure out how to recognize the 47% of us; nah, that will NEVER happen!  Bill (traditional america) O'Reilly can suck mah balls!

Hey, dude in the flag sweatshirt with your 3 out of control crotchfruit in the grocery store: next time, leave the animals at home, mmmkay?  they were old enough (read: over 5 years old) to know how to behave.  Y U NO make them use their indoor voices?  Y U NO tell them not to run?  Y U NO teach them self-control?  Get out the ball gags and leashes!

I have taken to listening to the classical radio station at work.  Why?  NO FUCKING STUPID HOLIDAY COMMERCIALS!  Talk about assault and battery!

Hey, fellow co-irker, your kids are adults now.  Y U still want to run their lives AND get pissed off when they don't follow your "helpful suggestions"?  My egg donor was the same way...until I cut her off 24 years ago!  Fuck that noise!

18 months later, and I still enjoy going to the gym 3x/week.

Baseball season begins again in less then 90 days!  Y U NO come faster?

The laundry and vacuuming ain't gonna do themselves...guess I gotta get off my fat ass and go do the chores!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY BOYFRIENDS!  I am grateful you are part of my life! Smooches! :)

22 comments:

  1. My holiday week time off started today and goes until the 27th.
    Suck THAT h8ers! =)

    PS Love Key Lime Pie!

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    1. well ring a ding ding! lucky you and carlos!

      guess I will have to put the key lime pie recipe out here, huh?

      (heh heh heh, I said put out)

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  2. Another reason for listening to the classical stations - no holiday music! The two big "listen at work" stations started holiday music 100% of the time at 6pm Friday!

    3 CHEERS for Pandora Music App on my iPhone - I'm loving 80's Cardio and Singer/Songwriters stations.

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    1. FUCK YEAH! the only holiday music I like is "a charlie brown xmoose". the rest of it sucks ass!

      since I don't have an iphone, my 30 year old radio at work will do nicely. yeah, call me old fashioned; I don't give a shit! :)

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  3. Anne Marie, what's it going to take for us to convince Spo to make a trip out here to the East Coast? We need to come up with a plan.

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    1. money...hot men...whiskey tastings...hot men...opera...hot men...

      smooches! :)

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    2. which opera? what sort of whisky?

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    3. don't know...cubby and I are gonna have to put our heads together...

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  4. I can't stand unruly kids and their parents either!

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    1. as they were going thru the store, my mind was yelling "STFU!" when they left, I said under my breath "THANK DOG!"

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  5. Happy T-day! Chicken Tikka Masala sounds good to me. We're having lamb, as is our tradition. Baaaaaaaah!

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    1. bonjour et merci beaucoup, mon ami!

      I have never acquired the taste for lamb. but to each his/her own.

      smooches and thanks for dropping by my corner of the world! :)

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  6. Your spouse's BFF is eagerly anticipating his poncho! (I know that it will take months...) Sorry, fellow gay AnneMarie fans, but I did not go for rainbow colors or a pink triangle, but just a simple, tasteful (and slimming) black! :-)

    My Christmas shopping is completed and my house and work office are decorated. All I need to do is write out the Christmas cards, and make pizzelles! Life is soooo much easier with children, and without a sex life that produces children!

    Happy Thanksgiving to all, no matter what is on the menu, or how you define "family"!!!

    Love, Janey

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  7. So you need to meet Spo and I need to meet Sassybear.......we are even Dahlink! (remember you were my first!)
    sssssmmmmmmoooooooch!

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    1. you always remember your first...

      :)

      {{{{{hugs}}}}}!

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    2. you were much thought of and all good things said too!

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    3. I THOUGHT I felt my ears burning saturday morning! ;-)

      smooches!

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  8. Anne Marie,

    LOVE your blog but just one suggestion, tell us how you REALLY FEEL! Let it LOOSE HONEY! :)

    Ron

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    1. FUCK YEAH! :)

      cause I don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks! :)

      smooches!

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  9. Tell you what: you, me and The Cajun - let's all hop on a plane and go out to Spo Land in Sheriff Joe Land and surprise Dr. Spo and Someone for Thanksgiving! Wouldn't they be surprised? :)

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    1. we would probably not get dr. spo off the floor; he would faint dead away with shock at the entrance to his spectacular house.

      meanwhile, sheriff joe would arrest all y'all for "being different"; dog knows what he would do with me! I would love to kick him hard in his old wrinkled nutsack though...

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