Next weekend is a 4 day weekend for me. Suck it, h8ers!
I hate, detest, despise turkey and ham and every other holiday meal offering described as "the best feast ever"! Gimme chicken tikka masala with roti and jasmine rice; that's MY idea of a feast!
It was a clusterfuck week at work; next week (3 days) promises to be more of the same. FML
Please send your healing thoughts/good karma to 2 of my boyfriends who are both undergoing a serious health crisis right now: Saint Lewis and Blair.
My spouse's BFF is paying me to knit him a poncho! :)
I like the way my homemade key lime pies with whipped creme stars turn out.
I am insanely jealous of Shawn from San Diego; he is meeting the great Dr. Spo today in Palm Springs CA!
It's 53 degrees and sunny today; it IS November, right?
I dug out the holiday cards last evening.
WTF? I go to the grocery store after the gym this morning, and the shelves are damn near bare. Mind, it's Aldi's, so the selection is small to start. NO FUCKING CANNED SHROOMS! But I did get everything else I wanted, and spent only $99.
So the GOP can't figure out why Mittens lost. I'll tell you why: the GOP is comprised of WASP str8 old MEN! Guess they never heard of women, gays, ethnic people, young people. And what a bunch of wining crybaby sore losers too! The best candidate won the job - get the fuck over it! And maybe they should figure out how to recognize the 47% of us; nah, that will NEVER happen! Bill (traditional america) O'Reilly can suck mah balls!
Hey, dude in the flag sweatshirt with your 3 out of control crotchfruit in the grocery store: next time, leave the animals at home, mmmkay? they were old enough (read: over 5 years old) to know how to behave. Y U NO make them use their indoor voices? Y U NO tell them not to run? Y U NO teach them self-control? Get out the ball gags and leashes!
I have taken to listening to the classical radio station at work. Why? NO FUCKING STUPID HOLIDAY COMMERCIALS! Talk about assault and battery!
Hey, fellow co-irker, your kids are adults now. Y U still want to run their lives AND get pissed off when they don't follow your "helpful suggestions"? My egg donor was the same way...until I cut her off 24 years ago! Fuck that noise!
18 months later, and I still enjoy going to the gym 3x/week.
Baseball season begins again in less then 90 days! Y U NO come faster?
The laundry and vacuuming ain't gonna do themselves...guess I gotta get off my fat ass and go do the chores!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY BOYFRIENDS! I am grateful you are part of my life! Smooches! :)