Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Mad Libs #3 (Pre-Valentine's Day Edition) - Results

So 2 of my boyfriends decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.

Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out.  There will be another (as suggested by Sean), so watch this space!

First up is Sean R

Dear (Laurel):

I woke up this (evening) and my (big toe) blushed at the thought of you. You are not only (runny), but very (crunchy).  Every time I (flap) you, my (arms) become (billowy) and my (ears) begin to (sweat).

I can't wait till (wednesday) night.  I have a (snowy) surprise for you.  It is (windy), (stinky), and (yells) a lot.  I hope you will (sneeze) it.

I will be wearing the (watery) (necktie) you gave me last (saint patrick's day).  I know how much you love to (bend) me in it.

Hugs and Kisses

Your Favorite (cat), (Sean)

Next is Raybeard:

Dear (Anne Marie):

I woke up this (twilight) and my (thumbnail) blushed at the thought of you. You are not only (juicy), but very (camp).  Every time I (blow) you, my (bush) becomes (windy) and my (navel) begins to (sweat).

I can't wait till (the sabbath) night.  I have a (gay) surprise for you.  It is (presidential), (funny), and (inhales) a lot.  I hope you will (dribble) it.

I will be wearing the (snobbish) (brassiere) you gave me last (labour day).  I know how much you love to (shriek) me in it.

Hugs and Kisses

Your Favorite (balloon), (Ray)

OMB, I am peeing myself here!  Raybeard, you take this one hands down!

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  1. Yeah, Raybeard wins this time around!

    Peace <3
    Jay

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    1. OMB YES! this line killed me: "I will be wearing the (snobbish) (brassiere) you gave me last (labour day)." I'd pay good money to see that! :)

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  2. Not at all. I've just laughed so much at BOTH of them I've just had to go and do a wee! (Oh, my sides are still aching!)

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    1. you ARE something else, my boyfriend across the pond! :)

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    2. Are you suggesting that there's something 'odd' about me, A.M.? Heaven forfend! :-)

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    3. nope, nothing odd about you. as for me, I am an odd duck! and proud of it too!

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  3. The line "I can't wait till (the sabbath) night. I have a (gay) surprise for you. It is (presidential), (funny), and (inhales) a lot. I hope you will (dribble) it." made me think of Bill Clinton! And to think that Raybeard doesn't even live in the USA.

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    1. I KNOW! here is another line I liked: " Every time I (blow) you, my (bush) becomes (windy) and my (navel) begins to (sweat)." I don't think ANY of my boyfriends would EVER blow me!

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