So 5 of my boyfriends decided to participate in this meme, story unseen.
Thanks for playing; pick up your lovely parting gifts on the way out. There will be another, so watch this space!
First up is Sean - I want to watch your porn.
Next is Jay - I want to eat your puppy.
Next is Raybeard - I want to stroke your bone.
Next is Sean R - I want to dominate your pudding.
Next is David J - I want to go to Lewes.
I want to pump you up!