Saturday, February 16, 2013

Well I Never! (Say Never)

I totally stole this from Jim!

I've never:

Been in either a MFM or FMF 3 way.

Slept with a woman.

Been arrested.

Wanted to do porn. (but I like watching it!)

Paid for sex.

Visited China, Japan, Alaska, or Hawaii.

Or Austria, Germany, and Ireland, for that matter.

Or Bermuda and Aruba too.

Taken a tour of the White House.

Seen the Grand Canyon in person.

Climbed the Washington Monument.

Contacted my ex since our divorce in 1991.

Had a dog as a pet.

Returned to my high school or college for a reunion.

Given birth to a child.

Worn a white wedding dress to either of my marriages.

Tasted couscous, kefir, lamb, stuffed grape leaves, turnips (and never will).

30 comments:

  1. You gave got to visit Ireland some day!

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    1. hello, new friend! however did you find my blog?

      I would love to visit ireland; any photographs I have viewed look so serene and green in the countryside.

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    2. Anne Marie,

      I love it when I hear from visitors who live in the British Isles. I wonder to how they found me.

      Ron

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  2. I've got a rather surprising one over you here, A.M. (Well. okay, there's more than one but we won't go into those.)
    I actually HAVE been up the Washington Monument. Mind you, that was way back in 1969 when you were a mere bobby-soxer, playing with your kewpie dolls and humming along to 'Sugar Sugar'. Am I not right?

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    1. REALLY? you have visited DC's ultimate phallic symbol? right now it is closed due to the earthquake we had last spring; the tremors did some serious damage to the architecture.

      in 1969 I was 15 years old, in high school, lonely, into rock music and war protesting. too young to go to woodstock. not into dolls. and yes, singing along with "sugar sugar".

      I would LOVE to know which other activities you have done. ;-)

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    2. Well, A.M. all that's fit to publish has been put on my own blog. I'd have to be totally sloshed to publish the rest of it - but by then I wouldn't be able to type it anyway. Sorry about that.

      Yes, on my one and only visit to the U.S. of A. I visited New York and Wash D.C. - alone. Big mistake. In NY, on my very first time leaving the hotel, I wandered into some unsalubrious area, where I was surrounded by maybe half a dozen youths who didn't say anything but held out their hands, grinning. I didn't argue or ask what they wanted, but gave them all the cash I had on me. They ran off laughing. (Where's Batman when you need him?) Needless to say that incident coloured the rest of my holiday and I was very careful then only to go to areas where there were a lot of people, mingling with tourist groups etc. So that was a rather unfortunate initial experience in your great and varied country. I've been waiting ever since for someone with whom to make a second visit - though these days they'd have to pay for me as well!

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    3. batman and robin were probably playing hide the sausage and therefore too busy to come to your rescue. both NY and DC AND PHILLY can be a bit "wrong place wrong time" cities. what year did you visit us?

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    4. ??? Did you really mean to ask that question, A.M.? You've acknowledged the answer in your first response to my comment!

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    5. oh fuck me sideways! sometimes my brain doesn't know what my fingers are typing!

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    6. It happens to me too - probably a lot more than it does for you. But you'll eventually be getting where I am. (Worse luck!)....... ;-)

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    7. no way, dude! I'm too stubborn for that!

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  3. Interesting. Maybe I'll steal it, too!

    Peace <3
    Jay

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    1. Go ahead Jay. I'm curious.

      Ron

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    2. http://jayinva.blogspot.com/2013/02/well-i-never.html

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  4. I haven't done most of those things either. I did sleep with a woman once when I was really young. I never went back for more.

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  5. Since I promised that I would play along... here you go:
    -I have been in Hawaii.
    -Taken a tour of the White House and wondered if JFK did it everywhere... lol
    -I've seen the Grand Canyon. It is amazing!
    -I have contacted your ex and boy did he tell me some secrets on you!
    ;) lol

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  6. I HAVE:
    .....slept with just one woman; my ex-wife.

    ....been to the Grand Canyon: it's SPECTACULAR!!! I camped at the North Rim and hiked 1/2 way down into the canyon. It was August and I was by myself, so I was concerned I wouldn't make it back up when the temps got to be 100 F later in the day.

    ... owned a dog as a pet. We usually have 2 or 3 dogs as pets at any given time.

    I've never given birth but watched my wife do it three times.

    .... eaten lamb and I LOVE it! My favourite meat I think. I've eaten couscous and really like turnips cooked the way our ethnic group does it.

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    1. WOW! hi honey; you sure do get around! smooches! :)

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  7. Here are the ones of your I did:

    Had a 3-way (but mine were all MMM)
    Visited Hawaii (three times so far)
    Toured the White House (twice, included last November)
    Eaten couscous, lamb (just yesterday), stuffed grape leaves, and turnips.

    I love this meme!

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    1. 'bout time you got your skinny little ass in here to comment! :)

      smooches!

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    2. Cubby,
      You've had a three way? Oh my.

      Ron

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  8. do come to AZ someday and we can show you the grand canyon. For reasonable attorney's fees.

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    1. AZ is one of the 10 states I have not yet visited. now I have an excuse to go there! PS - what happens at the canyon stays at the canyon.

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  9. I can understand the stuffed grape leaves, but not the rest. You've eaten "Bambi", "My Little Pony", "Mother Goose", so why not "Mary Had A Little Lamb"?!

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    1. nope, don't like the taste of lamb. I knit with their wool though!

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  10. Oh my Anne Marie, now this is fun. I can't believe that I've actually DONE some of the things you haven't done. So here goes:

    I HAVE paid for sex (once, just to see what it was like he said - it was AWESOME!)
    I HAVE taken a tour of the White House
    I HAVE climbed the Washington Monument (when I was a youngster of 18 and stationed at nearby Ft. Meade, Maryland - the climb almost killed me, I didn't realize what I got into 3/4's the way up)
    I HAVE contacted my EX (lover) to return some of his watercolor paintings - it was awkward and bittersweet
    I HAVE returned to high school for the reunions - in fact I make up the booklets and take the photos
    I HAVE had five dogs as pets
    I have eaten couscous (tasteless), stuffed grape leaves (just like it sounds, like you're eating stuffed leaves), and turnips - I LOVE turnips, especially Turnip Whip (like a soufflé)

    See there folks, I'm not THAT sheltered

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    1. my my my, you are leaving a trail all over this post! :)

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