Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!
If you have not done it yet (as I have), go here to donate to the NYC Ali Forney Center. To find out what it's all about, read this.
Listen up, Princess Pissycheerios, we are all well aware of your MO. And, quite frankly, we are all disgusted with you. So siddown and STFU, m'kay? We ain't got time fo yo shit! Go away, you bother us!
And you, Queen Quentin, need an attitude adjustment!
And you, Debbie Downer Dramapussy - every fucking thing is a huge crisis...NOT! Grow a pair, pull on your big girl panties, and cope-n-deal with life, m'kay?
OMB, are those cornshuckers stoopid or just ignorant? TED CRUZ????? REALLY?????
February sucks diseased donkey dick.
But very very soon, my sap will begin to rise because BASEBALL SEASON will be back in action! Hot men in jocks throwing balls...what's NOT to love!
If you have not done it yet (as I have), go here to donate to the NYC Ali Forney Center. To find out what it's all about, read this.
Listen up, Princess Pissycheerios, we are all well aware of your MO. And, quite frankly, we are all disgusted with you. So siddown and STFU, m'kay? We ain't got time fo yo shit! Go away, you bother us!
And you, Queen Quentin, need an attitude adjustment!
And you, Debbie Downer Dramapussy - every fucking thing is a huge crisis...NOT! Grow a pair, pull on your big girl panties, and cope-n-deal with life, m'kay?
OMB, are those cornshuckers stoopid or just ignorant? TED CRUZ????? REALLY?????
February sucks diseased donkey dick.
But very very soon, my sap will begin to rise because BASEBALL SEASON will be back in action! Hot men in jocks throwing balls...what's NOT to love!
The Super Pooper Bowl - who gives six fat
flying fucks?
And now, a musical interlude.
I have had more than my fill of Sarah Palin,
Jessica Simpson, the entire Krapdashian/Jenner klan and their sycophant
butt-lickers, Joey & Rory F(r)eek, Donald the Rump, Beyonce (and her brat),
Gwynnie Paltrow, Martha Stewart, Teresa Giudice, the Duggar cult.
OMB, run for the hills - the zika virus is comin' to git ya! The latest fearmongering is nothing but a steaming pile o shit!
Grease - Live! Just say NO to this shit pile; the movie was bad enough. And yes, I saw the original on Broadway in the early 70s.
OMB, run for the hills - the zika virus is comin' to git ya! The latest fearmongering is nothing but a steaming pile o shit!
Grease - Live! Just say NO to this shit pile; the movie was bad enough. And yes, I saw the original on Broadway in the early 70s.
I read somewhere that Dame Edna is retiring;
damn. And I still miss Benny Hill.
Good thing I stood back because you REALLY hurled!
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet you feel better now, too!
why yes, yes I do, dear. congrats on being the first to comment!
DeleteI bet I know what would make her feel even BETTER!
Deletewell, yes, THAT and a large G&T. but bob ain't offering.
DeleteMy , my, my. Why am I not shocked by your mouth. Your conveying of words never ceases to impress me, lol! Were your panties too tight or twisted, or did you have a rough rider day? But fer Christ sakes....I miss Benny Hill. That there is where the problem lies in life. No Benny Hill.
ReplyDeleteyep, without benny hill and dame edna and (dare I say) wayland flowers and madam...
DeleteWow! The shit hit the fan so hard that I can hardly see. All I'll say is that I hate the Superbowl....and I miss Benny Hill.
ReplyDeleteAHA! we have 2 things in common!
DeleteIs it a bad time to mention someone in Texas caught Zika like it was an STD?
ReplyDeleteI still say this "fear of the moment" is being blown waaaaaay outta proportion.
DeleteGC, if you were forced to knit Kim Kartrashian something, what would you knit for her? (I love playing this game) haha
ReplyDeletethere ain't enough yarn in the world that would cover her ass, her tits, her ugly face, and her ego all at the same time!
DeleteWho are all these people? The only ones I know are Benny Hill (deceased) and Dame Edna (not yet deceased). Have you ever tried the Benny Hill head-slap on a bald guy?
ReplyDeleteanne marie,just turn off everything, stop reading the papers and just listen to some music that you already like. Everything will be okay.
ReplyDeleteeh, this is my way to release steam. kinda like a radiator. it's good.
DeleteAn epic hurl! Be thankful you don't live in Denver as it's super bowl mania everywhere here.
ReplyDeletethank the dogs and cats for the little things!
DeleteSpeaking of Dame Edna ...
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJPXksRnM5I
~ Freckles
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! what a great video! sing your hearts out, girls!
DeleteFeel better now? We all need to do that from time to time, and too few of us do, we bottle it all up and let it eat at us from the inside. There is lots more room on the outside, than on the inside.
ReplyDeleteyep! :)
DeleteWow!!
ReplyDeleteI watched the "pastor"
Scary scary stuff.
(and we are afraid of zika ????)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
ReplyDeleteI went to the link. Very sad. Hate is never pretty.
ReplyDeleteyou ain't kidding, honey! but with people like us contributing, we can overthrow and h8 and replace it with LUV for hurting kids!
DeleteMake a pitcher of Cosmopolitans, Girlfriend, and just relax... :-)
ReplyDeleteSee you Sunday...
xoxoxox
ummmmm, cosmos...
DeleteHello A.M., My my my tell us how you really feel. Now that you got that out of your system I think we all feel better. What the HELL it needed to be said. Also when ever I hear of or see that drink Cosmos I think of you and all my other friends I met March 2014 in Lewes,DE. PS I can't wait for Spring/Summer to get here! Hope you have a good one. But I have to work all this weekend. :-(
ReplyDeletehello dear; long time no hear! spring can't come fast enough in these parts for me - we STILL have remnants of the 30 inch snowfall in the backyard!
DeleteNever really been into Grease so, still not planning to watch Grease - Live!... But I did download the soundtrack, I like Vanessa Hudgens so, I'll check out her songs/parts.
ReplyDeletenopenopenope, that movie was the ruination of a great broadway play. and the LIVE version aped the movie. so nopenopenope.
DeleteIf you would let out your true feelings once in awhile I think it would be purging for you.
ReplyDeleteThe AFC made their goal, now let's hope they can get the corporate sponsor(s) to get that building!
ReplyDeleteBaseball, oh the sound.....
I KNOW! the equipment truck left philly for clearwater F-L-A today! wednesday it begins! my sap will start to rise...
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