OMB, (Drama) Queen Quentin has made another appearance! Quentin has more (imaginary) problems than I have tits; he just can't seem to roll with the changes. Nope, ain't gonna give Quentin a link.
And speaking of tits (such a segue), getta loada dis Mistress Maddie post; I DARE YOU not to piss yourself laughing! That girl sure has a wicked sense of humor!
My baseball team sucks ass.
The pussy girls are getting a yearly visit from the vet on Friday. Yes, I have a vet who makes house calls. Nothing wrong with the girls, just the annual look/see.
Please to be sending good karma to our blogger buddy Raybeard. He took a nasty fall recently and needs plenty of encouragement. Likewise karma for shoulder-surgery-recovering Fearsome Beard.
It's been hazy hot humid hell here (oooooooh, alliteration!) for 3 weeks now. Fucking climate change.
Would someone PLEASE stuff a YUGE dildo in the Rump's mouth?
This happened yesterday - a dude (in his 30s-40s) walks into my office and asks if there is a pokemon on the premises. Stupid asswipe is playing Pokemon Go with his phone; I yelled at him "THIS IS A BUSINESS OFFICE, GET THE FUCK OUT!" "Oh sorry", asswipe says. Sorry my fat ass! I wanna see him try that move in a private home; he's gonna wind up dead from a gun! My boss was shocked (he asked me why I was yelling). Work has been slow this month. B-O-R-I-N-G! :(
The days are getting shorter. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Didja know there are so many fascinating things on Youtube? Like videos of trolleys I remember riding into Philly in the 60s. And videos about the history of the British monarchy from Victoria through QEII. And drive-in movie ads from the 50s-60s (religious shit was dropped into the mix of snack bar treats).
Damn, this year has only 5 months left.
Why is it that laundry and dishes never seem to go away?
Why don't more people recycle things like cans/bottles/paper/plastic?
This is how I am feeling right now. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. "All Around The World" - and I'm gonna find him! PS - HAPPYBIRTHDAY to Kelly Stern! PSS - more get well smooches to Fearsome Beard as he recovers from serious shoulder surgery!
This is how I am feeling right now. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. "I Knew You Were Waiting For Me" - for JP and Guido on their wedding day, July 4, 2016! PS - HAPPYBIRTHDAY to Dr. Spo!